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 LayYouIn
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 Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8589150 - 07/02/08 08:37 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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PilzeEssen said:
ive heard girls talk about not wanting to fuck a guy because hes never had sex. but i would think it would be the opposite.
she probley didn't have sex with you before because she was scared that you would want to date her and it would mess up the friendship.
now that she live's further away, and the chances of a relationship are near nil, she'll probley have sex with you...unless she has a boyfriend or something.
hang out, have fun, and try when the time is right...but dont begin by planning for that(like saying "let's hotbox my room"..lol).
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: LayYouIn]
#8592324 - 07/03/08 04:57 PM (3 months, 6 days ago) |
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LayYouIn said:
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PilzeEssen said:
ive heard girls talk about not wanting to fuck a guy because hes never had sex. but i would think it would be the opposite.
she probley didn't have sex with you before because she was scared that you would want to date her and it would mess up the friendship.
now that she live's further away, and the chances of a relationship are near nil, she'll probley have sex with you...unless she has a boyfriend or something.
hang out, have fun, and try when the time is right...but dont begin by planning for that(like saying "let's hotbox my room"..lol).
QFT
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8592373 - 07/03/08 05:05 PM (3 months, 6 days ago) |
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i think your problem is foreplay.
just make out with her for like 10-20 minutes. kiss her neck and shit, whatever turns her on.
then move to the tits for a bit.
you just gotta take it slow, save the puss for last.
then try to take the pants off and finger her/eat her out.
you gotta work her up enough to make her want it.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: budmanman]
#8592686 - 07/03/08 06:42 PM (3 months, 6 days ago) |
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budmanman said:
lol verger.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#8592772 - 07/03/08 07:16 PM (3 months, 6 days ago) |
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oh, and you werent at one point in time? fuck off douche bag. youre no better than i am.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8597539 - 07/05/08 02:10 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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C'mon Pilzeessen don't leave us hangin! did you get your tip wet or what!?
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: hoopershroomer]
#8597578 - 07/05/08 02:22 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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There's an ancient proverb that goes something like this
Ye who thinkith with thy dick, shall be fuckithed of the mind.
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LayYouIn
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8597729 - 07/05/08 03:16 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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PilzeEssen said:
oh, and you werent at one point in time? fuck off douche bag. youre no better than i am.
calm down. she's just jokin around.
did she come back yet and if so, did you hang out with her?
how old are you(sorry if i missed it)?
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8597917 - 07/05/08 04:22 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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That story explains perfectly why girls suck. As if a man could go around behaving like that.
Dam I wish I had the goods. 
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LayYouIn
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: Ego Death]
#8597925 - 07/05/08 04:25 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Ego Death said:
That story explains perfectly why girls suck.
this kind of attitude plays out like a depression, ime. if you go around thinking girls are evil, you wont get any girls and you'll keep thinking they are evil.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: LayYouIn]
#8597995 - 07/05/08 04:51 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Lets face it, men do the chasing, women flaunt their shit.
Thats why they can play stupid mental games with the men. If you don't play theres always another one round the corner that will.
Your right the attitude won't get you laid because your not playin there games if you've know and refuse the game so they will get the next guy that will.
I'm not saying all women do this but a hella lot of em do.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: Ego Death]
#8598012 - 07/05/08 04:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Ego Death said:
That story explains perfectly why girls suck. As if a man could go around behaving like that.
Dam I wish I had the goods.
Men can and do go around behaving like that. I've done it, its called being a player.
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TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8598046 - 07/05/08 05:12 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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LayYouIn
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: Ego Death]
#8598063 - 07/05/08 05:19 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Ego Death said:
Lets face it, men do the chasing, women flaunt their shit.
Thats why they can play stupid mental games with the men. If you don't play theres always another one round the corner that will.
Your right the attitude won't get you laid because your not playin there games if you've know and refuse the game so they will get the next guy that will.
I'm not saying all women do this but a hella lot of em do.
lol, why dont you play the mental games back? it's fun as fuck. dont take anything serious and watch them get all stressed out and confused.
i've been doing this for years. haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years, but i love fucking with egos.
i dont play these games in negative ways though, but girls always get all bent out shape and pissed. it's funny.
after a couple of long term relationships, a person knows what it's all like.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: LayYouIn]
#8598154 - 07/05/08 06:01 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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LayYouIn said:
lol, why dont you play the mental games back? it's fun as fuck. dont take anything serious and watch them get all stressed out and confused.
i've been doing this for years. haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years, but i love fucking with egos.
i dont play these games in negative ways though, but girls always get all bent out shape and pissed. it's funny.
after a couple of long term relationships, a person knows what it's all like.
QFT.
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TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: Gastronomicus]
#8598238 - 07/05/08 06:34 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Gastronomicus said:
If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I'd also be willing to bet that you got the rap patrol on the gat patrol...
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