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 b0red5tiff
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 so i chainsawed my leg
#8596658 - 07/05/08 06:48 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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basically i was working in my friends farmlands, cutting down undergrowth with my trusty chainsaw, it was my second day. he picked me up, drove me to his place, i got a good few hours in when i tried to push a branch away with the saw still running (i'd let go of the throttle but it was still running) when the branch got stuck and the chainsaw jerked away into my knee, ripping through my work pants.
i checked my knee and it was spurting blood, soaking my sneakers. i put the saw down, called my buddy, walked a few hundred meters through the fuckin bush and he picked me up on his atv. walking into the house i felt more blood soaking the pants i started to hear the sea, i sat down in the kitchen and as they were checking the wound i blacked out for a second, they put me on the couch, tied the wound with some first aid and my buddy drove me to the hospital.
luckily i didn't hit the bone because the saw wasn't full throttle, got five stitches and some skin cut off, the wound was about 3cm wide and looked like a little girls mouth that had cherry red lipstick on it, i'll never forget that.
so i gotta go show the wound in 10 days, other than that they told me to take it easy and that's that.
hardc0re yo.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8596670 - 07/05/08 07:03 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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ouch man , lucky you didn't cut your whole leg off!
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b0red5tiff
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: archenemy]
#8596679 - 07/05/08 07:11 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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i think its pretty impossible to do that, at least to yourself.
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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zoso507
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8596690 - 07/05/08 07:41 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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your lucky it was your leg and not someone else's
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Prisoner#1
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8596698 - 07/05/08 07:52 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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lol...get some saw chaps or swipe some armour from one or them castles over in your neighborhood
I have a friend that always pins the guard on his circular saw,
that way it never interferes with his cut, 2 problems with doing
that, if you set it on the floor it starts skating and fucking
shit up, if you do like he did and set it on your leg
well the same results but you also have a mess to explain to the
home owner
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Hyper_Panda_GO
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8596702 - 07/05/08 07:53 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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What the fuck, my friend soemhow just puked while on DOM, and I'm sure in ways I can't even adequately put into words relates to you cutting your leg
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b0red5tiff
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how would smoking a small bowl affect the pain? the wound is stinging me baaaaad.
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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Innominate
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8596957 - 07/05/08 10:23 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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When I'm in pretty bad pain I try not to smoke. The "waves" of pain pulsing through a cut like that would ruin the high for me and give me a shitty feeling, but then again some people use weed to help dull pain. It couldn't hurt.
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antiPock
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: Innominate]
#8596959 - 07/05/08 10:24 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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pics pics pics
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: antiPock]
#8596962 - 07/05/08 10:25 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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Yes, I'm intensely interested to see how this turned out
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supra
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8596971 - 07/05/08 10:27 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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getting high has never really helped my pain, like when I had back surgery, sometimes seemed to make it worse. Though, it did help me sleep at the end of the evening, after having tons of painkillers in me. Did they give you any medication for pain?
peace
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: Innominate]
#8596974 - 07/05/08 10:29 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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b0red5tiff
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: supra]
#8597068 - 07/05/08 11:14 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
supra said:
getting high has never really helped my pain, like when I had back surgery, sometimes seemed to make it worse. Though, it did help me sleep at the end of the evening, after having tons of painkillers in me. Did they give you any medication for pain?
peace
it doesn't hurt that much, considering. they used local anesthetic while stitching me up, the same sort you might get at the dentist. its like a slight burn from a hot stove or something, not bad really. no meds, i'm gonna tough it out.
and i'd be glad to take pics at the doctors office when they check how its healed. rad!
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
__________
You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8597077 - 07/05/08 11:18 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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I sliced my finger real bad yesterday cleaning dishes. I have a 3/4inch cut on my index finger and somehow managed to put a slice in the middle finger as well. The area around the cut is numb and the cut itself stings like a sonnabitch. I think I cut some nerves, but I don't have the nerve to go to the doctors to find out that yeah, it's a cut.
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b0red5tiff
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chainsaws are the way to go.
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
__________
You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8597123 - 07/05/08 11:38 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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IT does sound fun.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8597146 - 07/05/08 11:45 AM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
b0red5tiff said:
chainsaws are the way to go.
stick your finger in a 100 ton punch press and then compare that to a chainsaw, it tried to push everything out, unlike everyone else at work I didnt go home or to the doctor regardless of their insistance, I worked the day and came in on monday
only a little gross
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/files/06-34/660032501-finger.jpg
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8597195 - 07/05/08 12:02 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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^
nasty
still, chainsaw messing up your knee > sticking your finger in a press.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: Floop]
#8597206 - 07/05/08 12:05 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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I wish I still had the pics of the toothpicks I made with that
press, it turned a dozen pieces of 4x4 into splinters when one of
the limit switches went out
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8597606 - 07/05/08 02:35 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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Wow.
Hardcore.
Glad you are A. O. K.!
Little girls mouth...
The shivers.
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