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 blackegg
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 I use toothpaste when I masturbate.
#8595581 - 07/04/08 05:21 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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'Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain and leave the Shroomery.' ~ Jim Morrison
Edited by blackegg (07/04/08 05:24 PM)
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 robbyberto
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 Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: blackegg]
#8595583 - 07/04/08 05:22 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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masturbate*
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DragonChaser
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: blackegg]
#8595585 - 07/04/08 05:23 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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I guess it would make sucking your own dick taste better.
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Sarcasm - stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing, but poorly understood on the popular internet website The Shroomery.
TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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blackegg
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
#8595588 - 07/04/08 05:24 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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C'mon you can do better than that.
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'Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain and leave the Shroomery.' ~ Jim Morrison
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robbyberto
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
#8595589 - 07/04/08 05:25 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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Is auto-fellatio still masturbation?
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ToiletDuk
I eat babies!
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
#8595591 - 07/04/08 05:25 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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It prevents cavities too! 
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Cameron
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
#8595593 - 07/04/08 05:25 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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As long as you keep in mind that toothpaste should not be swallowed.  
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DragonChaser
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: Cameron]
#8595595 - 07/04/08 05:27 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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I remember my cousin coming to visit when I was a kid.
We'd be brushing our teeth at the sink and I just remember hearing a sickening gulp when he was done every time.
Little fucker would always swallow his toothpaste, with his mom standing right there.
I was only 8 or so, but I tried telling her it was bad for him, and she would just respond that it was a "pea sized amount and wouldn't do any harm".
Stupid bitch.
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Sarcasm - stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing, but poorly understood on the popular internet website The Shroomery.
TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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blackegg
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: Cameron]
#8595596 - 07/04/08 05:27 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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that just makes licking my fingers afterwords *that* much better.
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'Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain and leave the Shroomery.' ~ Jim Morrison
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anyone420
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: blackegg]
#8595606 - 07/04/08 05:34 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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if you get the really minty shit or stuff with fluoride
it could feel like fire on your cock
not a good feeling
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I use toothpaste when I masturbate. [Re: blackegg]
#8595608 - 07/04/08 05:35 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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