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 PjS
Jack Of AllDongs
Registered: 12/18/99
Posts: 3,425
Loc: gototheshow dot com
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 Trolling for referral links: Goal Line Blitz, better than fantasy football cause it's an MMORPG
#8593825 - 07/04/08 02:13 AM (2 months, 3 days ago) |
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So, what makes this game so awesome? Never again will your fantasy team be held hostage by the violent whims of roided-up wife-beating, sex-boating, gun-carrying freaks, no, you get to design your own player and take care of him, watch him grow, RPG-style. Every game you play in, indeed, every time you get on the field, you earn experience points. Daily practice also give you a trickle of points. This, for example, is my new punter:
Can I play this even if I'm a jobless hippie living in my mom's basement?
Yes, absolutely. You get 400 "Flex Points" with which to create your players (O-line dudes, punters and kickers cost 100 points, defensive players, tight ends, fullbacks 200, stat whore positions like QB/HB/WR 300). You get a hundred points free at the end of every season.
But, dude, I pretend to be a doctor/lawyer/indian chief on the Internet, I gots dolla to spend, how can I flash my money around and be more awesome than everybody else?
You can buy Flex Points, $10 will get you like 1200 points.
What the fuck do I do with all these "Flesh Points"? See, I'm witty because I'm stupid.
You can buy your own team for 1000 points, or "boost" your existing players up to three levels each season.
Hey this sounds better than sex, how do I get in on this? How do I actually play?
Please sign up using my referral link because I'm poor and don't have any money to buy points.
There are many guides that can help you get started.
If you need any more guidance, just ask me. Just don't ask me why I'm so awesome, I can't answer that.
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paulie_walnuts1
NOT raconteur
Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 395
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 Re: Trolling for referral links: Goal Line Blitz, better than fantasy football cause it's an MMORPG [Re: PjS]
#8747002 - 08/08/08 11:21 PM (29 days, 3 hours ago) |
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I signed up! and you should too! Hope I'm not too late!
OH NO, NEGROES ARE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR TRYING TO SELL ME VACUUM SWEEPERS AND IM FRIGHTENED!
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