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 God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic
#8590219 - 07/03/08 01:50 AM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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So this is a response I made to a craigslist ad tonight:
but first, here's the original post:
You get 3 guesses and if you dont guess what it is I want, you loose. That means I get to do whatever I want with you. Otherwise.. If you do guess what it is I want, you get to do that to me. Looks like win-win to me.
Here's my response:
I have no idea what it could be that you want, but you can do whatever the hell you want to do to me. I want to have cum exploding out of us in all directions. Damn.. I am 21, but have alwalys been attracted to older women, God, I want to rub you all over. We could rub eachother, every inch of our bodies will touch every inch. No territory left unexplored. I am soo fucking horny right now. If you want it, please be there now. You have no idea how Fucking horny I am right now. I am 21 and in excellent fucking shape. Looking have some orgas-fucking-tastic time with you.
Please be there now. I want to fuck tonight!!!
Damn, posting this has cooled me off a little, but I am still so fucking horny!
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 imagine
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8590502 - 07/03/08 04:51 AM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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there's nothing wrong with being horny, it's human nature.
but to ease off the tension, i usually masterbate 
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jenns_hot
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: imagine]
#8591221 - 07/03/08 11:18 AM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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good luck with the craigslist whore, let us know how it goes!
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: jenns_hot]
#8591404 - 07/03/08 12:36 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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That was poetic brah 
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Anonymous #1
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8591678 - 07/03/08 02:12 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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This is op. I am now back to baseline. I took some intense scrubbing and spunking into the sink, but I have regained my wits and hopefully will not do that again.
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adamj
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8601355 - 07/06/08 04:42 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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?? was it good or u didnt go through?
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mickdawg666
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8603355 - 07/07/08 08:01 AM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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shes got very nice tits
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leftysurprise
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: mickdawg666]
#8604872 - 07/07/08 04:52 PM (3 months, 2 days ago) |
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a little advice, dont EVER assume a woman is older. even if she is, dont say it. thats a big no no. 
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: leftysurprise]
#8605114 - 07/07/08 05:56 PM (3 months, 2 days ago) |
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I'm assuming that since she left pics, she wanted you to send some back as well. From having no e-dating experience I could be wrong though.
If you end up hitting that, you better post pics.
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YawningAnus
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Helixx]
#8606215 - 07/07/08 10:03 PM (3 months, 2 days ago) |
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yeah, dont ever say older woman....
you lost just because of that.
btw, the clue is in the latter part of the response.
I would guess:
1) sub/dom
2) my dick
3) DSHSB
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: YawningAnus]
#8607859 - 07/08/08 11:48 AM (3 months, 2 days ago) |
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Ew, older women are unappealing. Youth!
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Anonymous #4
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 Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8609239 - 07/08/08 05:53 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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Was she real? I respond to some of these casual encounter ads and the people are never real, they are always spammers directing me to sign up for some singles website to view more of their photos.
I have even posted my own CE ad, just to see what would happen. All my responses were spammers except one woman who I suspected was a prostitute.
I dont think real people exist on Craigslist.
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eligal
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Re: God, I am soo horny, might do something drastic [Re: Anonymous #4]
#8611356 - 07/09/08 02:53 AM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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Yea, beware of the massive amounts of spammers on craigslist.
Ive had my horny moments and Ive landed up in some akward situations thanks to craigslist.... Dont go down that road unless you are very sure that she really does look like the girl in the pic...
And if she is, have fun 
And of course, never call a woman old unless youre teasing her.
And work on your post reply skills..... 
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