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OfflineTalking Head
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Kill Ryan Seacrest
    #8588245 - 07/02/08 03:40 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

If you were given the opportunity to off seacrest, how would you go about it?


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588251 - 07/02/08 03:43 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

i would wait patiently for natural causes to work their magic.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8588269 - 07/02/08 03:46 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Damn, wasted my 2000'th post on this thread. Then deleted it, but the post count doesn't reverse it seems.

Oh well. Answer is no. Dont see why i would bother. Plenty of other faggets like him in the industry, just stop watching tv.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: The_Ghost]
    #8588276 - 07/02/08 03:49 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

i would fart in his mouth and then shoot him in the head, but thats just me.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588290 - 07/02/08 03:50 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I would have a whole arsenal of various ways then have America vote in.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588297 - 07/02/08 03:53 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

IGNORE HIM AND HE CEASES TO BE A PROBLEM


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8588298 - 07/02/08 03:54 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

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I would have a whole arsenal of various ways then have America vote in.




:thumbup::rofl2::congrats:


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: DuNeRaVeR]
    #8588337 - 07/02/08 04:06 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

BYRON SEAMENCHESTface is what his mum calls him


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: mycelismymind]
    #8588368 - 07/02/08 04:20 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

im pretty sure he was created in a lab by a coalition of homosexual madmen in an attempt to destroy mankind and therefore, has no mum, but rather, many dads, each with a fine appreciation for mark wahlberg films.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588384 - 07/02/08 04:27 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

like a jesus but = anal dad collection perhaps?

a jizz sprog babe' of not equals woman virginity becuase mostly the hair unt ballz of men.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: mycelismymind]
    #8588395 - 07/02/08 04:29 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

what exactly does everyone have against ryan seacrest?


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: SampaJasli]
    #8588411 - 07/02/08 04:35 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

nothing really, but what the hell is your avatar????? im gonna have nightmares about that thing


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: SampaJasli]
    #8588416 - 07/02/08 04:36 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

^^^that's what I was thinking.

Sure he's a tool, but I haven't had to see/hear him in like 2 years. don't watch crap and all is well.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588420 - 07/02/08 04:38 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I normally wouldn't waste my time reading about Ryan, because I have no problem with the guy. On the other hand, I love some of your guys suggestions.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588433 - 07/02/08 04:44 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

who is Ryan Seacrest?


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: SampaJasli]
    #8588436 - 07/02/08 04:44 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

In response to your question about my avatar, its a picture of one of the cutest fucking animals ever: the tarsier.



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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: SampaJasli]
    #8588441 - 07/02/08 04:46 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I don't even think he's that big of a tool.
Everyone has to make a living. He's just America's emcee.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: SampaJasli]
    #8588468 - 07/02/08 04:55 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

that thing is not cute. look at its hands!!!! gross.


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: SampaJasli]
    #8588482 - 07/02/08 05:00 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Mutant Furby!!


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Re: Kill Ryan Seacrest [Re: Talking Head]
    #8588553 - 07/02/08 05:28 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I support this cause


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