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 drowneduck
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 A strange tale...
#8588249 - 07/02/08 03:42 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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Decided to sell my old car,so to keep costs down i put an advert in the cars window and parked it in a prominent place.Well within an hour i received a call from a well spoken gentleman inquiring about said car and how he would really like to buy it,so we arrange a meet and he parts with "by the way,my names Thomas, Dylan Thomas"and i hang up thinking,fuckin nut,but decide to go along and check it out.So i turn up discretely and see this guy taking photos of my car and another two cars that were also for sale,so i have a smoke and watch him then decide to approach with a how-you doing? are you thinking of buying all three?he says no but some of my friends are looking for cars,then asks if their all mine i say just one and point.He then introduces himself"by the way my names Bond,James Bond"and informs me his friend Dylan Thomas will be with us shortly.Now I'm discretely looking all over the fuckin place for hidden cameras thinking there's no fucking way I'm ending up on utube or some fucked up TV show when up rolls Dylan Thomas.So he shows me a wad and i throw him the keys and we take off up the motorway and the car iv driven every day for three years starts to not want to go into gear,it just gets worse the more he drives so to cut a short story long,James Bond and Dylan Thomas ride off into the sunset and I'm left with a fucked up car Fuck you couldn't make it up! Well you could,.but no cunt would believe you.
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DuNeRaVeR
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8588259 - 07/02/08 03:44 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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Para
graphs
plllleeeaaasseee
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8588263 - 07/02/08 03:45 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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that sucks
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drowneduck
The Mad Scot
Registered: 12/23/04
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: DuNeRaVeR]
#8588317 - 07/02/08 03:59 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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Cant do paragraaaaaaaaaaaaaaphs. Apparently I ain't nerdy enough.I can spell though.
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 rod
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8588393 - 07/02/08 04:29 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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Did the car just fuck up, or did he do it with lossy shifting?
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drowneduck
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: rod]
#8588535 - 07/02/08 05:20 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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The fuckin clutch just fucked up.At a totally inappropriate time,i was just like"why me" Then i laughed like fuck.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8588544 - 07/02/08 05:23 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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Quote:
drowneduck said:
The fuckin clutch just fucked up.At a totally inappropriate time,i was just like"why me" Then i laughed like fuck.
i would have slit my wrists
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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey
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aiyobro
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ahh yess i know that smell all too well 
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8588985 - 07/02/08 07:43 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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That is, one hell of a block paragraph
that's all i can say
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drowneduck
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: eris]
#8591830 - 07/03/08 02:53 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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Why thank you kind sir. 
5SHROOMS FOR YUO 
eDIT FUck odf cat
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mycelismymind
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8591880 - 07/03/08 03:04 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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a strange and most certainly tale worthy event. 
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JacquesCousteau
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: drowneduck]
#8591885 - 07/03/08 03:05 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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Dude, I would not let those motherfuckers get in my car without some real names and ID to prove it.
You sure he didn't drop the fucking clutch suddenly or SOMETHING?
I mean, this is all stretched just a little too thin as far as the facts go.
I think you're either full of shit, or you got had real bad.
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What's the pickle pouch?
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drowneduck
The Mad Scot
Registered: 12/23/04
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HahA It turned out to be true.They clean office windows for a living,and one of the tales they told me was how they were stopped in Glasgow's red light district, driving up and down the road,slowly, looking for their next job,when up comes plod.
Their going look man your not gonna believe this but I'm Dillan Thomas and my mates James Bond.......Like i said you couldn't make it up.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: aiyobro]
#8592255 - 07/03/08 04:41 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
aiyobro said:
ahh yess i know that smell all too well
and what smell might that be?
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drowneduck
The Mad Scot
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Re: A strange tale... [Re: aiyobro]
#8592387 - 07/03/08 05:08 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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Touche!
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