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 PilzeEssen
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 ahhh i have a girl problem - help?
#8587388 - 07/02/08 11:05 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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this is an extremly rare thing to happen to me. heres the background on me and this girl:
met her last year sometime, shes sexy as a mofo and really fuckin cool, not to mention an acid head like myself  so naturually i fell for her. we didnt hang out a LOT but we hung out, smoked bud and dropped acid every few weeks. she knew i wanted her, but she always said she just "wanted to be friends." which is what i ALWAYS get from girls.  anyway, one night i was tripping with a friend of mine who came in town from vermont. he had left so i was chillin at my house with my roomate and she called me up telling me shes moving to colorado the next day. (which i knew about it wasnt a suprise or anything) and she wanted to say goodbye, so she came over. this is where it gets interesting and confusing... she comes over, im startin to come down off the acid and were just chillin. smokin talking and everything. then shes about to leave and wants to hug me. she gives me a big hug, and then she kises me. not just a kiss, but we start making out and it didnt stop for a couple of minutes. so i was like HOLY SHIT!!! my dreams have come true! so i looekd at her and said "you should stay the night." she stayed the night, we made out for a LONG time, at least it seemed like a long time, i was still tripping. tried gettin in her pants but was rejected, twice! i was SO fucking close! she said she didnt want to leave me like that.  UGH, frustrating!!! (by the way this was this january)
so anyway, shes coming back today to visit some peops in st louis and shes coming to see me.. im hoping for a repeat of january, except with me acually havin sex with her. it would be nice god dammit, since ive STILL never gotten laid. AHHH!!! such a confusing situation to be in, and im not sure what to do. i guess ill just go with it, whatever happens happens. if anyone has any ideas/advice PLEASE help me.
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 budmanman
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587398 - 07/02/08 11:09 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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lol verger.
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PilzeEssen
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: budmanman]
#8587401 - 07/02/08 11:09 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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im looking for help not some douche making a stupid comment.
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Edited by Prisoner#1 (07/02/08 11:14 AM)
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587416 - 07/02/08 11:13 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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I'd say go for it, but don't force the issue.
I would say don't JUST think about having sex with her, enjoy her company while you can if she lives far away... It might be hard for her to do something so "committed" in her mind with someone far away.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587418 - 07/02/08 11:14 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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be cool my nigga, if she want it youll know
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The Motherfuckin G
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587428 - 07/02/08 11:17 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Beer and xanax.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587429 - 07/02/08 11:17 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Dude I can give you some good advice right Now.
First off, you said she knows that you want her. 
strike 1. dont seem to eager, its aturn off for chicks.
2, its important the way that you act around her after this long abscence, ie dont act as though you have been hanging to see her again.
you should play it cool, to let her know that you have better things to be doing than chasing after girls.
IMHO girls are attracted to guys who can make their own decisions and are independent.
Try to integrate this into your mindset when you see her and im sure that you will have suprising results 
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PilzeEssen
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: illume]
#8587449 - 07/02/08 11:24 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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good advice! thanks a lot guys! i reeeally appreciate it.
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The Motherfuckin G
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Quote:
The Motherfuckin G said:
Beer and xanax.
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And there is always some poor kid, who has a sucky life, but then he is visted by someone from a hidden world of awesomeness, who explains to the kid, that the kid is the chosen kid, and everyone is waiting for him, to fight, and to win, and to accept treasure, and to accept love, and to rule the hidden world of awesomeness like the handsome little ass hole that he is. It happens all the time right?
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PilzeEssen
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hahaha ive got some klonopin? friends bought to pick up some bars, but idk how i feel bout gettin a girl fucked up to fuck her.
eh, oh well, as long as i get some poon ill be happy.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587480 - 07/02/08 11:30 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Be cool bro, your game is a 10. Whatever happens happens, don't be outcome dependent, just have a good time either way.
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The Motherfuckin G
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587483 - 07/02/08 11:31 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Well you say you have problems with bonin chicks, so it looks like your best bet.
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And there is always some poor kid, who has a sucky life, but then he is visted by someone from a hidden world of awesomeness, who explains to the kid, that the kid is the chosen kid, and everyone is waiting for him, to fight, and to win, and to accept treasure, and to accept love, and to rule the hidden world of awesomeness like the handsome little ass hole that he is. It happens all the time right?
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: illume]
#8587581 - 07/02/08 12:02 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
illume said:
Dude I can give you some good advice right Now.
First off, you said she knows that you want her.
strike 1. dont seem to eager, its aturn off for chicks.
2, its important the way that you act around her after this long abscence, ie dont act as though you have been hanging to see her again.
you should play it cool, to let her know that you have better things to be doing than chasing after girls.
IMHO girls are attracted to guys who can make their own decisions and are independent.
Try to integrate this into your mindset when you see her and im sure that you will have suprising results
good advice. I have failed many times by NOT following these same principles. But when I am naturally doing these things everything tends to unfold in my favor.
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RasJeph
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587608 - 07/02/08 12:10 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Ew. Dude, you are taking things way to fast...thats prolly why you haven't made it yet.
Appreciate the relationship you have, don't rush sex. That is the single worst thing you could do man.
Sounds to me like you should chase this as much as possible, especially if she is still cool when she comes back.
Move with her.
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PilzeEssen
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: RasJeph]
#8587639 - 07/02/08 12:21 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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ha. im on probation. cant move. especially out of state. 
ive pretty much given up on trying to get laid. i "tried" for so long but nothing ever happened, of course. im just fed up with trying. so if its gonna happen, cool. if not, oh well.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587640 - 07/02/08 12:22 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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I agree with other posters. If you are worrying about whether or not she is going to let you have sex with her than she will not be in the mood for sex.
Just be cool and have fun. When she shows up, I wouldn't put any moves on her. Be flirtatious, but if you can get her to wondering "huh I wonder if he is still interested in me?" you will greatly increase your chance for romance.
It takes two to tango.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: gluke bastid]
#8587649 - 07/02/08 12:26 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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gluke bastid said: but if you can get her to wondering "huh I wonder if he is still interested in me?" you will greatly increase your chance for romance.
Right there is all you need to know.
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587650 - 07/02/08 12:26 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Its funny. In the past, whenever I've actually "tried" to get laid, its been kind of difficult, but whenever I just lay back and act disinterested in chicks and sex the pussy rolls in and I have to beat it back with a broom, lest I drown in it.
But dude, if you want to get laid, roofies will get you in for sure.
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TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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PilzeEssen
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: DragonChaser]
#8587661 - 07/02/08 12:31 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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hahahaha homie dont play the roofie game.
ive definately learned some interesting things here. if anyone has more advice keep it comin.
how exactly would i get her thinking "huh I wonder if he is still interested in me?" by just not trying or thinking about gettin with her?
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Re: ahhh i have a girl problem - help? [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587676 - 07/02/08 12:36 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
PilzeEssen said:
how exactly would i get her thinking "huh I wonder if he is still interested in me?" by just not trying or thinking about gettin with her?
By not acting interested in her. Just be casual man. Don't be nervous, or drop little hints, or anything like that. Just act normal. She will be wondering, and might try to play it back on you by acting even more normal to make you wonder, or she might even do something super annoying like flirt with your room mate a little instead of you to see if she can get a reaction from you, but just keep your cool.
Mention other girls in your conversation, but don't provoke her by acting interested in them. But when you tell stories, make sure to mention the names of the females involved in the stories. Just little things like that to deftly manipulate, but not outright provoke.
Just follow your instincts- sometimes your head will be telling you to do one thing, and your instincts something else. Fuck your head, follow the instincts. Don't let emotion cloud your judgement; theres plenty of time for emotion when you're laying down some pipe inside of her.
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TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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