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DRTMaverick said:
I like how the kid has an extensive conversation with 'daddy' before mommy gets busted. 

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judge sentenced her to 23 months of probation this month.

That disappointed Thomas, who had asked that a stiffer penalty be imposed.

"I wanted her to get a little bit of jail time with extended probation and random drug testing," he said.

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roby000 said:
BOY TURNS MOM IN FOR POT (CA)

A northern California teenager turned his mother over to authorities this Friday after finding his mother stoned.
"i was just tired of her always wanting to watch spongebob or play Xbox with me."  says little Timmy.  "I wanted to teach her a lesson."

And a lesson was taught.  Little Timmy rode his tricycle 4 blocks to the nearest police department.
"My mother is a pothead."  he told police Sargent Mike Biggy. 
Mike Biggy explains what happened next, "He just looked at me with his big puppy dog eyes and it was the hardest thing to tell that little kid to 'shut the fuck up.' "
"We have enough work catching rapists and murderers, you really think us cops have time for this shit."  Softly explained officer Biggy.

Little Timmy's mother came down to the station to pick her son up, who began crying that he didnt want to go.  Mrs. Little Timmy then presented her son with a juice box, cherry flavored, which coaxed the trouble tike into their SUV. 

"I can say one thing," says Biggy, "That kid is definitely a big pussy.  He needs to 'chill' as the kids say now, or later in life hes going to have a hard time making friends." 

-unassociated press

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Dude, you should be writing for the paper!