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Anonymous #19
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 Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there.  [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7687813 - 11/27/07 09:37 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you listen to this song carefully you will know everything you will need to know about the land down under.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7687910 - 11/27/07 09:54 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I'm not sure which would be worse, forcing your girlfriend to give you head or giving her the herpes you got from the hooker you bought when you couldn't go without a fucking blowjob.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7687937 - 11/27/07 09:58 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Quote:
Anonymous said:
Holy shit. I'm not sure which would be worse, forcing your girlfriend to give you head or giving her the herpes you got from the hooker you bought when you couldn't go without a fucking blowjob.
The guy who said that wasn't actually me. To prove that, the link he posted is not available in China.
No, I didn't get a hooker to do the job.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7688150 - 11/27/07 10:46 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell your girlfriend about your dreams and make some up if you don't remember your dreams.
But always add parts where you desperately try to suck your own dick but it either:
a) turns into a nightmare because you can't reach
b) turns into orgasm because you give yourself the best blowjob eva
She'll soon see the clues
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7688233 - 11/27/07 11:09 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
if you listen to this song carefully you will know everything you will need to know about the land down under.
funny and pretty gay
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7688550 - 11/28/07 12:29 AM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Honestly, I find it pretty interesting that the Shroomery is available in China...
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7688617 - 11/28/07 12:44 AM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
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Anonymous said:
Honestly, I find it pretty interesting that the Shroomery is available in China...
All the drug sites are.
The only ones they block are the ones that talk about the Tiannamen Square Ma55acur3 in 1989, the Falu(K)n Gon(J)g, and any websites that talk really badly about the government.
They also block porn/pr0n, but they do a bad job.
The websites are blocked individually, and if they don't match the blocked list, then certain pages may be blocked because of keywords they contain. That is why I screwed the spellings up.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7689818 - 11/28/07 12:37 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not all girls think the penis is ugly.
About half the time i go down on my boyfriend i have a orgasm too.
it can be allot of fun if you have a positive relationship and are open to trying new things.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7690047 - 11/28/07 01:39 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell her that your penor stinks becauze it's been in her twat.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7712844 - 12/03/07 10:53 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Everyone, I'm going to marry her.
Get your asses over to the pub and tell me how to pick an engagement ring for her.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7712818/Main/7712818/#7712818
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8488950 - 06/05/08 05:43 PM (5 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Whats with the music?
Where's that music coming from, and where do I download it?
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8489885 - 06/05/08 09:58 PM (5 years, 14 days ago) |
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I am not interested in any chick that does not eagerly and enthusiastically suck my cock and swallow every drop of my semen.
Drop the bitch and fast!
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Anonymous #26
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8495509 - 06/07/08 08:09 AM (5 years, 12 days ago) |
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The problem is not her, but within you.
Look inside for the answers, young one 
Then drop that bioch.
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