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Got conned into going to church last Sunday
    #8429381 - 05/21/08 03:49 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

A friend of mine got kicked out of his house on Thursday and came to stay with me and my wife.

He is a very religious man, and wanted me to go to church with him. He didn't want to go alone and without his family.

So I agreed to go with him.

Bad idea.

I'm still having bad vibes from the experience. :shake:


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: niteowl]
    #8429384 - 05/21/08 03:50 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

you're not a believer?


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429394 - 05/21/08 03:52 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

bad vibes from church? i think i know what you mean, but can you elaborate on that some more?


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: niteowl]
    #8429395 - 05/21/08 03:52 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

Was it really that bad? I always seem to enjoy going, even with all the religious BS. It never hurts to have a good dose of ideology as long as you take it as a grain of salt.


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Ferris]
    #8429409 - 05/21/08 03:54 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

I can take it with a grain of salt and still choose not to attend. :shrug:


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429427 - 05/21/08 03:58 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Atheist said:
you're not a believer?



:rofl2:


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Coaster]
    #8429438 - 05/21/08 03:59 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

well i dont think he likes evolution, thats why :lol:

when i was a kid i always hated when mass ran long like an hour and a half, im like fuuuuuuck

fuck communion too, that cracker shit is so fake lol why would wanna eat jesus even if its symbolic :confused:


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429441 - 05/21/08 04:00 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

ya its also unsanitary


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Coaster]
    #8429445 - 05/21/08 04:01 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

totally, imagine how many people sip the wine cup.

they wipe it with the little white towel like god is gonna kill the pathogens LOL


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429457 - 05/21/08 04:03 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

ya i was appaled when i saw that
ahahah i went to church once
and every1 bowed down on the lil bench thingy
and i was the only 1 in the whole church which was huge
who didnt
conformist, HAH not me


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429461 - 05/21/08 04:03 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

Church for me lasted like 5 hours


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429472 - 05/21/08 04:05 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

WTF he's staying at YOUR house, and you still have to go to church with him. What a bunch of cockery. I would have been like....


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: niteowl]
    #8429500 - 05/21/08 04:11 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

I always felt out of place at church. (was only in one a few times) They have an eerie glow to them and I don't feel like I belong, which I clearly don't because I'm an atheist. If someone even mentions the word church I'll go apeshit, let alone GO :lol:. Thanks for takin one for the team! :thumbup: :sip:


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8429518 - 05/21/08 04:16 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

A former atheist and former oxy addict friend went into a church felt the Holy Ghost and is now a devout Christian, he was an atheist on the same level as orgoneconclusion.

Did you feel anything niteowl?


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: niteowl]
    #8429542 - 05/21/08 04:21 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

Whenever I go near any christian church I have a reaction like Damien did in The Omen.
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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Chemy]
    #8429545 - 05/21/08 04:22 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

I can totally relate.

A few years back my friend invited me to a Super Bowl party with a bunch of his other friends and family. I'm like "Oh cool, bunch of people, good food, I'm down".

As soon as I got there he started introducing me to his church group. I felt so betrayed.

There wasn't a beer in sight and to top off the awkwardness we all held hands and said a prayer during half-time.

Shit was fucked up


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8429549 - 05/21/08 04:23 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

I wont go to church again. I seem to find the more cult like types of Christian churches. Every time i go i get the willies like i am trying to be brainwashed.

The last church i went to told me to never come back unless i wear a pants. I was wearing dress shorts and dress shoes. It was like 100 degrees outside that day. they fired their minister a few months later for something he thought of doing, but didn't do 15 years before he even came to this state.

The one before had the last youth ministers fired for child molestation. The one after that got fired for burning books and other non religious things. That church is a bunch of money grubbing bastards. that minister has a 200k house and drives 3 different caddies.

The one before that had 6 armed men come and hold us hostage for 2 hours so we could feel what it was like to be apart of a religion that was persecuted. I was kick out of that church because i refused to cut my hair off.

The last church that was Christian tried to get me to go. I was going to until i heard they all held snakes while praying for god to give them faith.

There was one church that would have healing ceremonies every Sunday. The whole congregation would get up and all put their hands on someone who was sick and cover them in oil and pray for god to heal cancer and whatnot.

Look i believe in god, but I'm not stupid. churches are fucked up. I don't care how many free donuts you give me, I'm not going.


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Zodiak]
    #8429551 - 05/21/08 04:23 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

i saw a bunch of people praying at my campus

i asked them who they were talking to really loudly and rudely :lol:


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Atheist]
    #8429554 - 05/21/08 04:24 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

Everytime i spark one, im thanking god.


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Re: Got conned into going to church last Sunday [Re: Kada]
    #8429556 - 05/21/08 04:25 PM (4 months, 15 days ago)

wtf doesnt all that shit PROVE the church/christianity is a giant scam?

life came from the ocean......


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