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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8423062 - 05/20/08 02:38 AM (4 months, 16 days ago)

I wouldn't worry about it. There isn't much you can do either way. Good Jesus or Bad Jesus, does it even matter? Why do you even care? I suggest taking the approach of not giving a fuck, then everything should be all right. Aliens? Who cares? Beings of "spectacular form"? Fuck 'em. One million and one different mother fucking dimensions, annunaki, atlantis, illuminati? I couldn't care less. And you might be happier if you adopted the same apathetic mentality as well. That, or see about getting a prescription for Lithium.


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: goliath_91710]
    #8423118 - 05/20/08 03:15 AM (4 months, 16 days ago)

goliath_91710

Fucking fatty! I just woke up and read that, that made my morning after a heavy night of nightmares :smirk:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8423889 - 05/20/08 11:41 AM (4 months, 16 days ago)

Hiya Jalruza, are you serious?

Your mind seems to be a knotted and tangled ball of confusion. Why do you think that is? You seem to know where the attacks originate but fail to see the true source. So many names, ideas, possibilities, stories, mutations, lies, enough to keep a person entertained (if that is a reward that holds you) and trapped for a life-time.

Who is Jesus? He is the one who saves you, if you desire it.

Who is Jesus? He is what is left when all the names, ideas, possibilities, stories, mutations, and lies, fall by his side. He is left standing when all else bows. All else is an illusion, a distortion of truth. He is what is left when your mind sees it's reflection in him and knows itself. Lies depend on lies. Your attacks depend on your interest in ideas, possibilities, stories, mutations, and lies. That is their strenth, their strength is your own. Because we have the ability to know Jesus, we have the capacity to project truth and all else bows to us in his name.

There's nothing really wrong with your ideas and experiences as such, just keep a little energy and power in reserve. Take some time to distance yourself from your own reality, and mine, and every one elses.


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: goliath_91710]
    #8442957 - 05/25/08 07:22 AM (4 months, 11 days ago)

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goliath_91710 said:
I wouldn't worry about it. There isn't much you can do either way. Good Jesus or Bad Jesus, does it even matter? Why do you even care? I suggest taking the approach of not giving a fuck, then everything should be all right. Aliens? Who cares? Beings of "spectacular form"? Fuck 'em. One million and one different mother fucking dimensions, annunaki, atlantis, illuminati? I couldn't care less. And you might be happier if you adopted the same apathetic mentality as well. That, or see about getting a prescription for Lithium.





Funny story.

Couple of years ago I was stupid enough and wrote a huge batch of emails and sent them to all freemasonic outlets I could find. In that email I was talking shit how I was meant to be accepted into the order and I wanted to join and I had a lot of things I could give to the order. I didn’t get any replies. However, it seems that secret societies took notice of me. For they are spying on me!

I grew up with this guy who we shall call Nad. I’ve known him for over 15 years now. He lives far away from me because 10 years ago I moved to UK. I haven’t seen him for over 10 years now. I kept contact with him over the phone phoning maybe once or twice every year. Anyway, this guy is huge, hes been going to the gym for over 15 years and he fights really well. And he has a weakness: he’s susceptible and prone to dark things ie he has a poor will and if offered a place up in power he would sell anything to get there.

I called him last week but his girlfriend answered. I didn’t get to speak with him.
Anyway, theres a lot of things going on right now, soon, I will need back up and some friends by my side. I was planning on working together with Nad….

But he had VISITORS on Friday few days after i phoned him! Little bird tells me secret society powers were monitoring my phone calls and decided to get in touch with Nad before me and buy him out. And I hear Nad did sell me out! He turned! And now working for secret society powers!

Anyway, I’m pretty much convinced that version 2 is real and version 1 is bullshit. Soon I need to start working and I’ll need back up, those bastards thought I was never gonna find out and bought Nad! But I did find out lol. Anyway, I bet secret society powers are reading my activity on the internet too and hence this thread as well. Big up chums!


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
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Edited by Jalruza (05/29/08 06:06 AM)


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8442962 - 05/25/08 07:25 AM (4 months, 11 days ago)

By the way, now that they broke my best friend i'll be recruiting from the Shroomery :cool:


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8442972 - 05/25/08 07:30 AM (4 months, 11 days ago)

So who did he sell out to? The Illuminati, the Masons, or Jesus's own secret society the Apostles? Or the Reptilians?!?


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8442983 - 05/25/08 07:34 AM (4 months, 11 days ago)

i label all masons and "illuminati" all under a simple "secret societies" handle


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8443127 - 05/25/08 09:30 AM (4 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

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By the way, now that they broke my best friend i'll be recruiting from the Shroomery :cool:





Yeah this is a great idea. Im kind of day dreaming about this if you will, sort of fantasising WHO i'm going to take with me! :wink:

Re playing memories when i saw / spoke to good people i met. Soon i'll be recruiting people i meet.

You shall be my disciples... no no, ASSOCIATES :wink:


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8443144 - 05/25/08 09:43 AM (4 months, 11 days ago)

i vote version one.

i like the moles.


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8443937 - 05/25/08 03:49 PM (4 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Jalruza said:
By the way, now that they broke my best friend i'll be recruiting from the Shroomery :cool:



Yeah this is a great idea.



Did you just quote yourself? :sad:

Anyway, I still want to know which secret society he sold out to. Do you know?


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8443948 - 05/25/08 03:54 PM (4 months, 11 days ago)

dude just give up. i doubt you have much skill at the fake messiah game.


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First, train yourself to get suspicious every time you see simplicity. Any claim that the root of a problem is simple should be treated the same as a claim that the root of a problem is Bigfoot. Simplicity and Bigfoot are found in the real world with about the same frequency.

So reject binary thinking of "good vs. bad" or "us vs. them." Know problems cannot be solved with clever slogans and over-simplified step-by-step programs.


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8458579 - 05/29/08 05:05 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

Quote:

zouden said:
Quote:

Jalruza said:
Quote:

Jalruza said:
By the way, now that they broke my best friend i'll be recruiting from the Shroomery :cool:



Yeah this is a great idea.



Did you just quote yourself? :sad:

Anyway, I still want to know which secret society he sold out to. Do you know?




Dude , all secret societies are interlinked, there are dozens of them.

Since my (ex) friend is in russia that would be russian branch of secret societies..... maybe "Comsomol Cabal" I DONT KNOW ROFL :lol:

In other news: work is moving on with my alien buddies. Im getting hooked up with some tools soon :cool:


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:

Edited by Jalruza (05/29/08 05:43 AM)


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8458588 - 05/29/08 05:08 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR VERSION 1 AND DIDNT EXPLAIN THEMSELVES??? :crankey:


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8458624 - 05/29/08 05:33 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

All of this sound wildly similar to the way my brother used to go on about things...he's been struggling with schizophrenia for a number of years. Get yourself checked out man :psychsplit:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8458629 - 05/29/08 05:39 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

You're crazier than hell. :crazy2:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: ToiletDuk]
    #8458641 - 05/29/08 05:45 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

I dont think that im crazy. I was simply brainwashed


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8458645 - 05/29/08 05:47 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

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I dont think that im crazy. I was simply brainwashed




The crazy people never think that they are crazy. That's what makes them so crazy.


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #8458661 - 05/29/08 05:57 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

"Robert" I said i was frigging brainwashed what part u didnt understand?


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: Jalruza]
    #8458698 - 05/29/08 06:33 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

1. People with schizophrenia often claim they are brainwashed.
2. Brainwashing isn't real.

Jalruza, when you first came to the shroomery your posts were coherent and interesting. Over the years you have become more incoherent, more paranoid, and generally exhibiting the symptoms of schizophrenia. :sad:


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Re: Jesus is the King. Volume II [Re: zouden]
    #8458714 - 05/29/08 06:44 AM (4 months, 7 days ago)

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2. Brainwashing isn't real.





Are you sure? Are you sure?


To clarify, are you sure?


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