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 AJ4U
Uncle Fester
 
Registered: 09/06/06
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 Help
#8423208 - 05/20/08 05:23 AM (4 months, 15 days ago) |
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I cant shit, iv been eating oc40s all weekend and well ya now i cant shit. I'v been throwing up like crazy cuz i cant keep any food down, my head is killing me, i dont know what to do. Iv tried exlax with no avail.
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 AroundtheSon
Mr. President
Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 2,001
Loc: Midwest.
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Re: Help [Re: AJ4U]
#8423221 - 05/20/08 05:56 AM (4 months, 15 days ago) |
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Eat a bunch of sesame seeds and grape nuts.
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AJ4U
Uncle Fester
Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 4,164
Last seen: 8 hours, 18 minutes
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fuck 1 reply and i can barely move let alone go to the friggin store right now,
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blewmeanie
Jacoby Liberation Front
Registered: 10/01/06
Posts: 5,085
Loc: Gainesville Fl
Last seen: 11 minutes, 44 seconds
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Re: Help [Re: AJ4U]
#8423259 - 05/20/08 06:53 AM (4 months, 15 days ago) |
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Stick a hose up your ass and wash it all out.
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It's not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong;
not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich;
not what we read but what we remember that makes us learned;
and not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity.
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AroundtheSon
Mr. President
Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 2,001
Loc: Midwest.
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Re: Help [Re: AJ4U]
#8423273 - 05/20/08 07:01 AM (4 months, 15 days ago) |
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don't do droogs!!!111
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cappincrunk
Cock Mobster
Registered: 01/19/06
Posts: 516
Loc: A Geographical oddity
Last seen: 1 month, 21 days
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I've had trouble pissin' from opiates, but not shittin'. All I can say is good luck defecating and don't blow a bubble out your ass.
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It's a porn utopia
A cornucopia of warm fallopia
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mycelismymind
ALKALOIDOHOL
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 966
Last seen: 1 day, 16 hours
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you need hyperbran, probably.
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TheHappieHippies
Uber-Goober
Registered: 05/12/08
Posts: 715
Last seen: 26 days, 15 hours
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You could try manual stimulation of the rectum...
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AJ4U
Uncle Fester
Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 4,164
Last seen: 8 hours, 18 minutes
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You all suck, il just eat more exlax 
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TheHappieHippies
Uber-Goober
Registered: 05/12/08
Posts: 715
Last seen: 26 days, 15 hours
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Re: Help [Re: AJ4U]
#8423374 - 05/20/08 08:17 AM (4 months, 15 days ago) |
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What? You don't want to put your finger in your butt?! You could always get your girl to do it for you. It works like a charm I promise. 
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