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 highc
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 would you...
#8421592 - 05/19/08 08:05 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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let jessica alba shave your dry balls blind folded with a single straight razor in under a minute for 2 hours of......ya know..
i say bring on the toilet paper....
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Re: would you... [Re: highc]
#8421603 - 05/19/08 08:06 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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what? Hell no
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guruu
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Re: would you... [Re: Evan]
#8421608 - 05/19/08 08:07 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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yeah no way. risk is too high. rephrase your situation to make it more of a tough choice imo.
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JRayV
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Re: would you... [Re: Evan]
#8421609 - 05/19/08 08:07 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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only if she licks the blood off of my testicles.
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danknugz81
spiralingdownward
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Re: would you... [Re: Evan]
#8421612 - 05/19/08 08:08 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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no, but put her ass in front of me and i'll eat until i cant eat anymore.
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highc
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Re: would you... [Re: JRayV]
#8421613 - 05/19/08 08:08 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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i dont care she is fuckin hotttttt
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DuNeRaVeR
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Re: would you... [Re: guruu]
#8421614 - 05/19/08 08:08 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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Quote:
guruu said:
yeah no way. risk is too high. rephrase your situation to make it more of a tough choice imo.
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Re: would you... [Re: DuNeRaVeR]
#8421665 - 05/19/08 08:15 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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Re: would you... [Re: DuNeRaVeR]
#8421667 - 05/19/08 08:16 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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I wouldn't trust her with kindergarden safety scissors near by balls
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Gavn
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Re: would you... [Re: Ferris]
#8421687 - 05/19/08 08:20 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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probably =]
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Re: would you... [Re: Ferris]
#8421702 - 05/19/08 08:22 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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you know Ellen Page from 'Juno' (she was Juno)?
she was in a movie called 'hard candy', maybe you've seen it. the scenario is too familiar, and no that's one area that girls do not understand.
maybe i'd let a guy shave me and then when i'm sliced cleanly i could fuck her. sex hurts bad when you just shaved though. red and rough @@
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Re: would you... [Re: highc]
#8421703 - 05/19/08 08:22 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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There isn't a bitch in the world worth losing your balls over my friend. Only way shes handling my balls is if she's lickin them while deep throating the whole of mehcack.
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Re: would you... [Re: Gavn]
#8421704 - 05/19/08 08:22 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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fuck that
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highc
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Re: would you... [Re: Gavn]
#8421706 - 05/19/08 08:23 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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Quote:
Gavn said:
probably =]
thank you
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Re: would you... [Re: Gavn]
#8421707 - 05/19/08 08:23 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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id rather fuck someone else and not worry about whether or not i have anything to fuck her with when shes done. call me crazy....... 
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highc
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alright she does not have to be blinfolded and she has 5 minutes....huh....huh
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Re: would you... [Re: highc]
#8421717 - 05/19/08 08:25 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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Sure, I don't plan on needing my balls production anyways.
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Re: would you... [Re: highc]
#8421723 - 05/19/08 08:26 PM (4 months, 16 days ago) |
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if JA was near me while I had my balls out id probably nut just from thinking about it and seeing her approaching my increasingly growing cock....
I wouldnt need her to touch them for at least 7 more minutes after that, so no...no razors needed in this equation just her and her sweet sweet ass would be just fine...
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