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Pocket size STD tests
    #8420132 - 05/19/08 01:52 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

they should make these. me and probably a lot of people here have a fear of std's. but you want some butt. a one nighter is always fun, but you gotta think someone who gives it up in a night without any intoxication, may be a dirty one. This goes for girls who you gotta wait 2 days for too...lol so i think a pocket size STD test is in order....


this is kinda funny to. jus thinking they should make prank tests that come up dirty for the different STD's you could give it to your friends and they would think they had the clap or somethin....lol...i'd buy a dozen


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: highc]
    #8420221 - 05/19/08 02:19 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

pocket std test, for when you really feel like jamming a swab up your pee hole (urethra)

*warning - bleeding may occur


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: nalyudi]
    #8420232 - 05/19/08 02:21 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

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pocket std test, for when you really feel like jamming a swab up your pee hole (urethra)

*warning - bleeding may occur




i was thinkin a piss one...does that cover all std's or jus some.


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: highc]
    #8420249 - 05/19/08 02:24 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

a solid std test means a cotton swab getting rammed into you...not cool


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: nalyudi]
    #8420255 - 05/19/08 02:25 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

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i solid std test means a cotton swab getting rammed into you...not cool





yeah i have taken both...piss and the old cotton cock. very uncomfy.


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: highc]
    #8420259 - 05/19/08 02:26 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

Does this have anything to do with your other post about the ex-stripper :smile:


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: Stizzle]
    #8420263 - 05/19/08 02:28 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

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Does this have anything to do with your other post about the ex-stripper :smile:





lol...where i got the idea from. but that is a perfect example where i wish i could of just pulled out and been like piss bitch piss. or shove this cotton swab in your pussy bitch shove it..


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Re: Pocket size STD tests [Re: Stizzle]
    #8420277 - 05/19/08 02:31 PM (4 months, 23 days ago)

from what i just read urine std tests are for chlamydia and gonorrhea. not all that accurate for sure either. a positive result would lead to a culture swab. :thumbdown:


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