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 tpihkal
Registered: 04/11/08
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 Fucking bitch
#8416511 - 05/18/08 02:12 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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I fucking hate g/f's sometimes. I wake up planning to test out the potency of some new musies today, try to wake her up but she's not ready. So, I get up, start preparing, let her sleep another hour before work before getting her up and while she's eating breakfast I start cleaning. When she's done I ask her if she can help me out a bit then every thing goes off the fucking hook and she acts like a bitch until I finally tell her to quit it the fuck out and she storms out the fucking door.
Thanks for ruining my day to trip bitch.
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Coaster
ChemicalResearcher
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: tpihkal]
#8416514 - 05/18/08 02:14 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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been there done that
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 DNKYD
Turtle!
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10,431
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: tpihkal]
#8416569 - 05/18/08 02:23 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Try to time your trips the week after your woman has her fit of PMS rage
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aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 3,166
Loc: land of the free
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: tpihkal]
#8416576 - 05/18/08 02:24 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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kill her
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NIMH
MadCap
Registered: 05/13/08
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Loc: Central Oregon
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: DNKYD]
#8416585 - 05/18/08 02:26 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Wow man. That sucks. Definitely sounds like a bitch.
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I must not Fear. Fear is the mindkiller . Fear is the little-death that
brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over and
through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. ONLY I WILL REMAIN.
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tpihkal
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: DNKYD]
#8416587 - 05/18/08 02:26 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Yeah I hear you, I've got some friends that wanted some though and just wanted to test out their potency before giving some away. Oh well, hopefully next weekend I guess.
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tpihkal
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: aDoS]
#8416597 - 05/18/08 02:28 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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aDoS said:
kill her
Lol, and trip while getting rid of the body? That could be intresting... some kind of dark journey into hell.
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,867
Loc: tx
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: tpihkal]
#8416601 - 05/18/08 02:28 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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word sometimes it's awesome having a gf sometimes it sucks ass.
if it sucks ass all the time, get rid of her, and if it's awesome all the time, fuckin tell me if she has a sister or something.
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shroom_me
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Quote:
drkrobotnik said:
word sometimes it's awesome having a gf sometimes it sucks ass.
if it sucks ass all the time, get rid of her, and if it's awesome all the time, fuckin tell me if she has a sister or something.
LoL. Yeah relationships are overrated though. You got at most 3 weeks in a month that their not freaking out. But hey, if your bitch is crazy to begin with when do you get a break? Man, all I get is the crazy ones!! LoL!!
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,867
Loc: tx
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: shroom_me]
#8416651 - 05/18/08 02:36 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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word. that's why you gotta be fuckin balanced and maintained to counterbalance them crazy bitches.
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misterdogman
Educationalresearcher ofthe Shroom
Registered: 03/17/08
Posts: 641
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So FTW go gay and find a nice gentleman with no attitude problem...problem solved. Nah JK I couldnt do it either even though my old lady is a bitch too...You cant smack them and you cant bury them in concrete and without them your dick would rust...its a cruel world indeed..
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While driving my overpowered car around tight corners like a maniac all my friends yell out. Hey man slow down, we might Wreck. I reply, Shut up, I drive like Dale Earnhardt. They all look around at each other and laugh. Then one asks me. Hey wait, isnt he dead? Well yeah he is I said. Then I drive like Junior I mumble, while I promptly slow down.
"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
"You may defeat me, you may even destroy me, But you will never CONQUER me"!
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DNKYD
Turtle!
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10,431
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Some gay couples I've seen have been bitchier than a room full of premenstrual women.
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Locus
Playing With Fire
Registered: 03/11/04
Posts: 5,690
Loc: Deep Inside
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: tpihkal]
#8416929 - 05/18/08 03:52 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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yeah man fuck the bitches bro.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~
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HELLA_TIGHT
Shroomery CEO /Madge theSmoking Vag
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: tpihkal]
#8416950 - 05/18/08 03:56 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Your girlfriend sounds like a cunt, I would have told her to fuck off.
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TheHappieHippies
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Did you try playing with her boobies? It always works for me...
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gENERIX
Escape from the Hostile
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I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!
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misterdogman
Educationalresearcher ofthe Shroom
Registered: 03/17/08
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Quote:
TheHappieHippies said:
Did you try playing with her boobies? It always works for me...
Isnt Happie spelled Happy? Oh yeah Boobies play with them it might work? Good advice!
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While driving my overpowered car around tight corners like a maniac all my friends yell out. Hey man slow down, we might Wreck. I reply, Shut up, I drive like Dale Earnhardt. They all look around at each other and laugh. Then one asks me. Hey wait, isnt he dead? Well yeah he is I said. Then I drive like Junior I mumble, while I promptly slow down.
"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
"You may defeat me, you may even destroy me, But you will never CONQUER me"!
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NIMH
MadCap
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 259
Loc: Central Oregon
Last seen: 8 hours, 11 minutes
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Its basically a time tested proven method. Something like 60% of the time it works every time.
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I must not Fear. Fear is the mindkiller . Fear is the little-death that
brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over and
through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. ONLY I WILL REMAIN.
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shroom_me
Registered: 10/06/06
Posts: 461
Loc: Usa
Last seen: 2 days, 8 hours
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lol. yeah the boobies were nice but after awhile especially with this last bitch it really didnt seem worth it. I mean she was a BITCH!! Funny how they come to you in disguise, all pretty and smart and shit. Then you fuck em and suddenly their a wilderbeast!!
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misterdogman
Educationalresearcher ofthe Shroom
Registered: 03/17/08
Posts: 641
Loc: International Waters in a...
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Re: Fucking bitch [Re: shroom_me]
#8417264 - 05/18/08 05:03 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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its her way of begging you to smack the shit out of her, just dont give in because youll feel bad if you do...even though sometimes you really want to slap a bitch it is never good.
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While driving my overpowered car around tight corners like a maniac all my friends yell out. Hey man slow down, we might Wreck. I reply, Shut up, I drive like Dale Earnhardt. They all look around at each other and laugh. Then one asks me. Hey wait, isnt he dead? Well yeah he is I said. Then I drive like Junior I mumble, while I promptly slow down.
"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
"You may defeat me, you may even destroy me, But you will never CONQUER me"!
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