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Synthetic Urine
    #8408763 - 05/16/08 09:43 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

I just wanted to keep this topic current
in case anyone has a drug test coming up that
they dont know if they can pass.

I just passed an extensive drug test
with a synthetic urine called Quick Fix.
This shit works no sweat.:thumbup:


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hitch hiker]
    #8408906 - 05/16/08 10:43 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

You know that stuff is dehydrated human urine, it's not actually synthetic.

I hear that stuff is the only way to actually pass a UA other than abstinence.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
    #8408998 - 05/16/08 11:12 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Your making me wounder what chemical compounds
are actually in that little bottle now.
Shit now I gotta look.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hitch hiker]
    #8409003 - 05/16/08 11:14 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

i used to rail so much dehydrated urine back in the day :piss::rail:


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Atheist]
    #8409020 - 05/16/08 11:18 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

A friend of a friend had a real bad problem with snorting urine for the epinephrine and became an "adrenaline junky"


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
    #8409027 - 05/16/08 11:19 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

smoking the rock form is really intense, doesnt last too long though


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Atheist]
    #8409067 - 05/16/08 11:30 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

If anyone wants to know (I doubt it) you can dehydrate urine by placing a measured amount into a griffin beaker and placing on a hotplate on warm until all the water has evaporated leaving a reddish to lemon colored powder and/or crystals.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
    #8409135 - 05/16/08 11:46 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Bet it stinks real good.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Mankey]
    #8409137 - 05/16/08 11:47 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

that means its potent :thumbup:


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Mankey]
    #8409161 - 05/16/08 11:52 AM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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Mankey said:
Bet it stinks real good.



Not really.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
    #8409462 - 05/16/08 01:09 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Heated urine doesn't smell bad? To each their own... :wink:


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Mankey]
    #8410224 - 05/16/08 04:56 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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Heated urine doesn't smell bad? To each their own... :wink:



It doesn't smell because bacteria cause the horrid urine smell that disgusts us all, heating sterile urine does not smell.

I thought everyone knew that..........


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
    #8410272 - 05/16/08 05:12 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

I thought it was due to the ammonia (based) content of urine..

Urea is carbonyldiamine.. and theres that old saying NH3 stinks of wee..



In solution those 2 NH2 groups could accept another hydrogen..


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Cepheus]
    #8410303 - 05/16/08 05:19 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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Cepheus said:
I thought it was due to the ammonia (based) content of urine..

Urea is carbonyldiamine.. and theres that old saying NH3 stinks of wee..



In solution those 2 NH2 groups could accept another hydrogen..




http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptom/urine-smell.htm

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I have noticed a bad urine smell lately whenever I go to the bathroom. It is so noticeable. I'm very conscious of it during the day. My husband said he noticed it just standing near me! I have never had anything like this before. What could be causing this?



Dear Reader,

Normally, urine doesn't have much of a smell to it. If you are dehydrated and your urine becomes overly concentrated, it can have a stronger-than-usual scent. Vitamins and certain foods (asparagus, for example) can give urine an unusual smell. Infection can cause the urine to smell unpleasant. Uncommon, but more serious, causes of urine odor include:

* rare diseases, in which certain chemicals build up in the urine [e.g., ketonuria, maple sugar urine disease (an inherited metabolic disorder that's characterized by urine that smells similar to maple syrup), and phenylketonuria]
* an abnormal connection between the rectum and the bladder (rectal fistula)
* liver failure

Sometimes it can be difficult to tell where the smell is coming from: women think that their urine has an unpleasant odor, when actually the source is their vagina. The common vaginal infection trichomoniasis can cause a strong, foul, fishy smell. Another vaginal infection, gardnerella, can also cause an offensive odor. Both of these infections are easily treated with antibiotics. In most cases, a sexual partner of an infected woman will require treatment with antibiotics also, and condoms need to be used until the full schedule of antibiotics are finished.

Have you noticed any other symptoms? For example, a urinary tract infection usually makes women urinate more frequently, and can cause burning and pain while peeing. Vaginal infections usually cause an increase in vaginal discharge, as well as some itching and burning of the vulva.

It's a good idea for you to visit your health care provider to try to find out the source of this new, unpleasant odor. The solution may be as simple as a course of antibiotics.




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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
    #8410312 - 05/16/08 05:22 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Smell some ammonia and tell me that shit doesn't stink of concentrated piss.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Cepheus]
    #8410319 - 05/16/08 05:24 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Cepheus said:
Smell some ammonia and tell me that shit doesn't stink of concentrated piss.



LOL, I never smelled "concentrated urine" The powder does not have any smell I can tell you that. And during the evaporating process I never smelled any ammonia.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hitch hiker]
    #8410339 - 05/16/08 05:31 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Quote:

hitch hiker said:
I just wanted to keep this topic current
in case anyone has a drug test coming up that
they dont know if they can pass.

I just passed an extensive drug test
with a synthetic urine called Quick Fix.
This shit works no sweat.:thumbup:




Wow, it's like you read my mind. I do have a drug test coming up and I'm planning on using Quick Fix. I'm pretty nervous about it. It makes me feel better to hear that it worked for you.

How closely did they pay attention to the temperature. That's the only thing I'm worried about. I know that every piss lady/man is different, but how concerned were they about temperature?










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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Learyfan]
    #8410430 - 05/16/08 06:02 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

you have a 10 degree window for standard testing procedures...90-100F.

Also, that stuff is definitely the safest way to pass if you use drugs. But I have also passed many times using q-carbo drink. You just have to quit for 2 days prior, and i smoked weed daily for years...then drink the liquid, drink lots of water, pee 3 times or more before the test...and pass easily.

That has worked for me about 6 times on probation, and for 2 jobs.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: supra]
    #8410477 - 05/16/08 06:17 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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you have a 10 degree window for standard testing procedures...90-100F.




Do you think that most places give you that 10 degree window?









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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Learyfan]
    #8410527 - 05/16/08 06:29 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

i think it is standard procedure...but I've only been drug tested by about 4 different agencies, probation, a hospital, a drug testing facility, and a on the job site...all the paperwork for all of them had a check box that said

temperature between 90-100F

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: supra]
    #8410539 - 05/16/08 06:32 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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i think it is standard procedure...but I've only been drug tested by about 4 different agencies, probation, a hospital, a drug testing facility, and a on the job site...all the paperwork for all of them had a check box that said

temperature between 90-100F

peace




Awesome! I hope you're right dude.











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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Learyfan]
    #8410758 - 05/16/08 07:57 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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Learyfan said:
Quote:

hitch hiker said:
I just wanted to keep this topic current
in case anyone has a drug test coming up that
they dont know if they can pass.

I just passed an extensive drug test
with a synthetic urine called Quick Fix.
This shit works no sweat.:thumbup:




Wow, it's like you read my mind. I do have a drug test coming up and I'm planning on using Quick Fix. I'm pretty nervous about it. It makes me feel better to hear that it worked for you.

How closely did they pay attention to the temperature. That's the only thing I'm worried about. I know that every piss lady/man is different, but how concerned were they about temperature?













The temperature was a worrisome factor to me as well.

The fucking heat strip strip failed on mine,regardless
of that I had the heater core rubber banded to it and then I stuffed it in the front of my pants.
The fucked up thing was that they wanted me to get
into a paper suit and made me do a bunch of shit before
I actually got to take the test so then it became hard
to keep hidden for like the first half hour.
Its always good to keep a piece of tape on hand just in case.
Make sure you get everything ready and trial run it before you go in cuz ya never know,the heater core may fail on you.
As long as that core is generating heat its all good.
Anyway dont sweat it you will pass.:thumbup:


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hitch hiker]
    #8410810 - 05/16/08 08:12 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

Hmm - I have been clean of weed for months (it sucks), so I am finally going to restock when I go to CA next weekend. Maybe I should evaporate some of my clean urine for long term storage! I'm sure I'll have to take a pee test sooner or later as I don't plan on keeping my current job.

Anyone care to speculate how long powdered urine would last, properly stored?


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: antiPock]
    #8410822 - 05/16/08 08:14 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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antiPock said:
Hmm - I have been clean of weed for months (it sucks), so I am finally going to restock when I go to CA next weekend. Maybe I should evaporate some of my clean urine for long term storage! I'm sure I'll have to take a pee test sooner or later as I don't plan on keeping my current job.

Anyone care to speculate how long powdered urine would last, properly stored?



Seriously, I would go with quickfix don't take a chance on a job with evapped urine, plus the work involved.

Seriously don't listen to what I said about evapped urine, I only advocate abstinence.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hitch hiker]
    #8410827 - 05/16/08 08:16 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

i also used quick fix recently for a drug test and have had no problems as of yet. :thumbup:


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