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 Learyfan
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 Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: supra]
#8410539 - 05/16/08 06:32 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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supra said:
i think it is standard procedure...but I've only been drug tested by about 4 different agencies, probation, a hospital, a drug testing facility, and a on the job site...all the paperwork for all of them had a check box that said
temperature between 90-100F
peace
Awesome! I hope you're right dude.
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 hitch hiker
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Learyfan]
#8410758 - 05/16/08 07:57 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Learyfan said:
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hitch hiker said:
I just wanted to keep this topic current
in case anyone has a drug test coming up that
they dont know if they can pass.
I just passed an extensive drug test
with a synthetic urine called Quick Fix.
This shit works no sweat.
Wow, it's like you read my mind. I do have a drug test coming up and I'm planning on using Quick Fix. I'm pretty nervous about it. It makes me feel better to hear that it worked for you.
How closely did they pay attention to the temperature. That's the only thing I'm worried about. I know that every piss lady/man is different, but how concerned were they about temperature?
The temperature was a worrisome factor to me as well.
The fucking heat strip strip failed on mine,regardless
of that I had the heater core rubber banded to it and then I stuffed it in the front of my pants.
The fucked up thing was that they wanted me to get
into a paper suit and made me do a bunch of shit before
I actually got to take the test so then it became hard
to keep hidden for like the first half hour.
Its always good to keep a piece of tape on hand just in case.
Make sure you get everything ready and trial run it before you go in cuz ya never know,the heater core may fail on you.
As long as that core is generating heat its all good.
Anyway dont sweat it you will pass.
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antiPock
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Hmm - I have been clean of weed for months (it sucks), so I am finally going to restock when I go to CA next weekend. Maybe I should evaporate some of my clean urine for long term storage! I'm sure I'll have to take a pee test sooner or later as I don't plan on keeping my current job.
Anyone care to speculate how long powdered urine would last, properly stored?
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Chemy
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: antiPock]
#8410822 - 05/16/08 08:14 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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antiPock said:
Hmm - I have been clean of weed for months (it sucks), so I am finally going to restock when I go to CA next weekend. Maybe I should evaporate some of my clean urine for long term storage! I'm sure I'll have to take a pee test sooner or later as I don't plan on keeping my current job.
Anyone care to speculate how long powdered urine would last, properly stored?
Seriously, I would go with quickfix don't take a chance on a job with evapped urine, plus the work involved.
Seriously don't listen to what I said about evapped urine, I only advocate abstinence.
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The thesis that I want to advance today is that the drug war and the laws that prohibit the private consumption of certain drugs are unconstitutional. Prohibition laws, themselves, violate every tenet of limited government that is embodied in our Constitution.
http://www.paulhager.org/libertarian/drug_con.html
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MistaUNGA
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i also used quick fix recently for a drug test and have had no problems as of yet.
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antiPock
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Chemy]
#8410874 - 05/16/08 08:31 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Chemy said:
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antiPock said:
Hmm - I have been clean of weed for months (it sucks), so I am finally going to restock when I go to CA next weekend. Maybe I should evaporate some of my clean urine for long term storage! I'm sure I'll have to take a pee test sooner or later as I don't plan on keeping my current job.
Anyone care to speculate how long powdered urine would last, properly stored?
Seriously, I would go with quickfix don't take a chance on a job with evapped urine, plus the work involved.
Seriously don't listen to what I said about evapped urine, I only advocate abstinence.
Well I'm probably too lazy to pull it off anyway, but after a well over a decade of daily weed smoking (I cultivated for a long time) it is weird to realize my pee is clean. Frankly I don't like not having weed though, but I don't miss the chores.
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hitch hiker
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: antiPock]
#8410893 - 05/16/08 08:36 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Smoke a big fat ass bud and enjoy your life
dont worry this shit works.
Hmmmm...maybe they should put that on their
advertisement label.
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mndfreeze
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I just passed a pre-employment drug screening using quick fix. This will be my 6th time using it for work related screening.
Works great. This is my method for doing it.
Rubberband the heater pack to one side of it
Hour or two before, if its warm outside I put it in on my car dashboard as close to the windshield as possible and let it sit for an hour or three. Always better to have the bottle over 100 then under. You can also microwave it safely.
The temp. gauge on the bottle is REAL cheap. Its black when to cold AND black when to hot. You can check to see if the bottle is to hot by peeling back the therm. and seeing if it fades black blue green real fast. Then you know for sure the bottle is just over 100.
Head out to the testing site. Wear baggy pants.
Bring with you the bottle, the heater pack and some cloth first aid tape. Its the kind of tape you would use to tape on a bandage. A few yard roll costs a few bucks.
This tape is real strong and stretchy so it can 'move' with your mucsles without risk of breaking, but it tears apart easy with your hands so you can manipulate it easily on the spot with no scissors.
Tape the bottle on the inside of your thigh up near your balls. Make sure its on the INSIDE of your leg so if you are standing straight up the bottle doesnt show through your pants past your ass in the back OR past your dick bulge in the front.
Make sure that when you get into the bathroom to fill the cup that the bottle is not SUPER hot, and if it is just stall a bit outside and inside the bathroom to cool it within range.
Pour the bottle, piss some normal pee pee into the toilet if you can, then tape the bottle back to your leg (usnig the SAME tape you used as you cannot come into the test with anything in your pockets so use one large wrap of tape all teh way around your leg, and just peel the bottle out instead of ripping the tape off),
I find this method works best as I've had some lab techs get real suspicous just for having baggy pants. I've been ASKED if they could pat me down once, which I complied after some protest for realism knowing they wouldnt touch my crotch area as technically its against companies policies and some laws depending on state and reason for the test.
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danknugz81
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: supra]
#8411701 - 05/17/08 01:44 AM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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yeah i used it twice.. works like a charm.
its not dehydrated human pee, its synthetic urine.
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Learyfan
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: mndfreeze]
#8412148 - 05/17/08 08:04 AM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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hitch hiker: I was feeling better about this whole thing until you started talking about a paper suit and having to do things in it. Shit!
mndfreeze: Why would you tape it to your leg? Why not put it down the front of your pants just above your dick?
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DRTMaverick
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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Learyfan]
#8412636 - 05/17/08 12:22 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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They still do piss testing in your area? Saliva tests all over the place here...
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Learyfan
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Haha, they don't piss test you in Reno?
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