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 b0red5tiff
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 pirates versus ninjas
#8405044 - 05/15/08 11:59 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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who would win?
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8405046 - 05/15/08 12:00 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Jack Albertson
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: 0xYg3n]
#8405051 - 05/15/08 12:00 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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why do people debate this?
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8405061 - 05/15/08 12:03 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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ninjas would so obviously win!
they'd just sneak up and cut the drunk pirates in half.
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I think this is either the source, or at least a major proponent of it all: http://www.realultimatepower.net/
It made me laugh my ass off when I saw it ~8 years ago.
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: razmablues]
#8405080 - 05/15/08 12:08 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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While ninjas are obviously the most deadly and effective , pirates are , and will always remain , the most badass character out of the two. They exude sheer manliness and stench of blood, sweat and pussy juices. They have a exhilarating lifestyle filled with promises of booty ( any type) and fame.
Ninjas just dress like Goths and kill people from behind...
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 Ferris
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I'd say it depends on the turf 
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8405096 - 05/15/08 12:13 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Ahh, the age old argument over pirates vs. ninjas.
I think if one defeated the other, the universe would implode upon itself.
Solution: Pirate ninjas!
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: adrug]
#8405103 - 05/15/08 12:15 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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In madison it's pirates vs. vikings/ shieeet
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Thinking about pirates makes me want to drink rum.
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Gainer]
#8405149 - 05/15/08 12:29 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8405156 - 05/15/08 12:31 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Ah this age old debate. It clearly all comes down to scenario, as ninja's would clearly win in a surprise attack whereas pirates would dominate in warfare at sea. Therefor, as a drug pointed out, the only solution is pirate ninjas, or ninja pirates.
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Shroomism]
#8405404 - 05/15/08 01:39 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
hahaha... ninjas dont use rappelling gear
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8405433 - 05/15/08 01:48 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8405443 - 05/15/08 01:52 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Is the ninja trying to board a pirate ship?
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8405452 - 05/15/08 01:54 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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1 on 1 = ninja wins
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: niteowl]
#8405456 - 05/15/08 01:56 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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That's not part of the rules, we all know pirates don't fight fair. A modern day pirate would hire a private investigator to get the real meat on the ninja, and threaten to expose them if the ninja ever sneak attack him as part of his will.
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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: razmablues]
#8405457 - 05/15/08 01:57 PM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
razmablues said:
ninjas would so obviously win!
they'd just sneak up and cut the drunk pirates in half.
 Thats what I was thinking
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