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 Hawkeye2
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 I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs
#8394865 - 05/12/08 10:53 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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My ex-girlfriend is a clubslutting whore. I love her and am too jealous to let her do her clubslutting ways without me up her ass telling her to stop being a clubslutting whore.
What this means is that I have to be able to get into 21 clubs. Which I cannot. The good thing, though, is that I am close to Toronto, and we all know Toronto has those shitty out of state IDs that work for most clubs and bars around here (Buffalo).
So, stuck in my plight, I do the one thing that I ALWAYS do when I don't know where the fuck else to go: post on the Shroomery. Sure, laugh at the young kid, but I am a fucking adult, and should be able to enjoy a drink once in a while, but the law disagress, so instead of waiting complacent while my ex girlfriend clubsluts all around my city (NO I don't want to hear maybe I should let this go, I want a fake ID) I have decided to try to skirt around, no actually blatantly disregard the law. Anyone have helpful info?
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 Chemy
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8394874 - 05/12/08 10:56 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
Hawkeye2 said:
Anyone have helpful info?
Wait till you're 21.
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8394875 - 05/12/08 10:57 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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whats her number?
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jewunit
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8394880 - 05/12/08 10:59 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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If you're 19 just fucking take her to Canada.
Or convince her to start going to house parties, go to UB and act like a student.
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Hawkeye2
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: jewunit]
#8394904 - 05/12/08 11:06 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Canada is REALLY inconvenient to go to now, with necessary passports, drinking and driving, crossing the border, etc.
I don't want to have to wait, I don't wanna go to Canada. I have everyone I know looking for fakes for me, it would be so much easier to buy one from a shop though.
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: YawningAnus]
#8394905 - 05/12/08 11:07 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Maybe you should let this go...
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jewunit
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8394913 - 05/12/08 11:09 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Passports don't take effect til next year I'm pretty sure.
I know for a fact there are at least 2 bars on UB's campus that will serve under age people too.
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8395051 - 05/12/08 11:56 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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I can legally drink in the States on the 22nd of july. 
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8395203 - 05/13/08 01:00 AM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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erm, how about you just go to 18+ clubs and fuck a bunch of other bitches and forget about the other h00r?
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: StonedShroom]
#8395212 - 05/13/08 01:04 AM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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I'd like to be there when he pays $200 for a shitty fake id, and the bouncer he tries to use it on snaps it in half.
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Re: I can hear the laughs now...On Fake IDs [Re: Hawkeye2]
#8395252 - 05/13/08 01:29 AM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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She your EX..I hope she doesn't have a mean boyfriend by now...
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