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 Penguarky Tunguin
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 Goddamn it, help
#8389277 - 05/11/08 02:19 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Someone tell me where my dustpan is.
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 WakeboardrB
It ain't easybeing white
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God dammit, I told you the other day. It's in the fucking cabinet under the sink!
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Penguarky Tunguin
Touching Your Taint
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Nope, not there. Next.
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HuHEN
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I put it in the freezer.
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misterdogman
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Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said:
Someone tell me where my dustpan is.
I bet you accidently threw it in the bag or under it in the trash can...I always do that. Other effed up places, Garage, outside or a random Bathroom or closet/pantry...usual spots 4 me...lol
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"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
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nalyudi
american infidel
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use a piece of thin cardboard. like a soda box. adapt and overcome ftw!
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The Motherfuckin G
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Behind the frige.
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leoside
Just nod if youcan hear me
Registered: 01/18/08
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Quote:
misterdogman said:
Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said:
Someone tell me where my dustpan is.
I bet you accidently threw it in the bag or under it in the trash can...I always do that.l
Wow 
I suddenly feel.. smart.
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Penguarky Tunguin
Touching Your Taint
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Re: Goddamn it, help [Re: nalyudi]
#8389543 - 05/11/08 03:46 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
nalyudi said:
use a piece of thin cardboard. like a soda box. adapt and overcome ftw!
I love you.
Still haven't found it though....
I'm thinking I threw it away with the last trashbag...which was 2 days ago. Damnit!
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nalyudi
american infidel
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 glad i could help. i worked at a store that refused to buy dust pans....i got good at using cardboard really fast.
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blood4blood
Sifting through Evidence
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you need to get one that attches to your broom. ive never looked back.
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Re: Goddamn it, help [Re: HuHEN]
#8389628 - 05/11/08 04:15 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
HuHEN said:
I put it in the freezer.
that's my line jack!
every since I lost my wallet and a woman called me out of the
blue, she said 'what you are looking for is in your freezer', I
looked and that's exactly where my wallet was
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TheHappyHippies
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Re: Goddamn it, help [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8392400 - 05/12/08 11:49 AM (3 months, 23 days ago) |
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I pooped in a dustpan once.... 
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 blewmeanie
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Its in your bathroom.
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