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OfflineAkira
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Guy shits himself in karate exhibition
    #8391475 - 05/12/08 01:58 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8391517 - 05/12/08 02:22 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

shit happens:rofl2:
maybe it was on purpose. biological warfare!

that looks nothing like karate btw. judo?


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: John Smith]
    #8391530 - 05/12/08 02:31 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

or maybe some horrible jiu-jitsu. Or better said, jiu-shitsu...


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8391559 - 05/12/08 02:51 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

That was disgraceful. It seems to be some kind of wrestling. They didnt use any chokes or locks which i would expect to see in ju jitsu. He seemed to be getting points just for staying on top of the guy.


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8391566 - 05/12/08 02:56 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

I've taken Karate, believe it or not, a lot of dojos mix their karate with jujitsu and other forms these days, mostly because fighting is so dirty... They purposely train their students to employ a healthy barrage of different skills to avoid injury..

When I took it, (the standardized isshin-tryu) I was taught knife fighting, use of the bo staff, jo staff, sai, and various other weapons, jujitsu techniques, and even aikido techniques.

I've been in numerous unnoficial tournaments and believe me, things have changed! The fact that he was able to keep the guy down is enough! Compare it to a life threatening situation where law would be in place! Even though the guy shit his pants, he did good, even though it wasn't very graceful..


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8391596 - 05/12/08 03:17 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

that sport looks extremely gay


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8391720 - 05/12/08 06:27 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

he should have gone the sumo route, then he could just wear a diaper. i agree with SS that look lame as fuck


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8391991 - 05/12/08 09:27 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

:projectile:


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: John Smith]
    #8391995 - 05/12/08 09:28 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

This isn't karate and is indeed judo.

Saw this a while back, hilarious. I always feared it'd happen to me in karate contests.


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Snape]
    #8392004 - 05/12/08 09:33 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

BJJ? That's like...the gayest sport there is!



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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Heffy]
    #8392333 - 05/12/08 11:27 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

hahaha
thats some funny shit


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Heffy]
    #8392347 - 05/12/08 11:32 AM (3 months, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Heffy said:
BJJ? That's like...the gayest sport there is!





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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8392471 - 05/12/08 12:08 PM (3 months, 23 days ago)

hahaha thats why i dont do any grappling/wrestling. that shit is :gayflag:


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Akira]
    #8392474 - 05/12/08 12:09 PM (3 months, 23 days ago)

It's submission wrestling you jackasses.


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: Jadian]
    #8392507 - 05/12/08 12:14 PM (3 months, 23 days ago)

yea, which is judo or jujitsu.


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8392720 - 05/12/08 01:16 PM (3 months, 23 days ago)

I took Aikido - it was very fun, but not very practical unless taken for many years (however, once that point was reached, it was extremely useful).

That video made me lawl


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Re: Guy shits himself in karate exhibition [Re: meams]
    #8392727 - 05/12/08 01:19 PM (3 months, 23 days ago)

i took aikido for a little while too, and i also found it pretty useless. i dont feel like spending 5 years learning something before it becomes useful.


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