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OfflineApollyphelion
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What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible?
    #8389185 - 05/11/08 01:47 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I'd totally be Ezekial, because he saw the wheel in the sky. That either means he was tripping or being abducted.

Who's satan?

Who's moses?

WHO?


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389188 - 05/11/08 01:48 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

Your threads are retarded.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389198 - 05/11/08 01:53 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

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Your threads are retarded.



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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Atheist]
    #8389199 - 05/11/08 01:55 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

lol


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Atheist]
    #8389205 - 05/11/08 01:56 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

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Quote:

robbyberto said:
Your threads are retarded.





I would totally be Jesus though. Water to wine, and drunk biblical bitches are all mine.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #8389213 - 05/11/08 02:00 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I'm Pontius Pilot


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #8389219 - 05/11/08 02:02 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

Ill be Adam, so you all have to call me Daddy and im your inbred father... if you do the math... because somewhere down the line someone was fucking a relative...lmao.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Atheist]
    #8389233 - 05/11/08 02:08 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

My threads are supposed to be retarded, thanks for the compliments, suckas.

Man, so easily fooled.

So Me: Ezekial
Atheist: Pontius Pilate
TrippinTeddy: Jesus
misterdogman: adam


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: robbyberto]
    #8389236 - 05/11/08 02:09 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
Your threads are retarded.



If'n ya ain't got nothin' nice to say.....


I'd be Daniel in the Lion's Den.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8389238 - 05/11/08 02:10 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

moses ftw


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389241 - 05/11/08 02:12 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

:lol:

Sweet. I think we're fleshing out a more historically accurate version as we speak.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Lieutenant_Dan]
    #8389243 - 05/11/08 02:12 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

Saul.... then Paul


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Lieutenant_Dan]
    #8389251 - 05/11/08 02:13 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

Solomon... the wisest man.... IN THE WORLD! muahahaha

Like a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool returns to his evil ways.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389252 - 05/11/08 02:13 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I'm totally going to use my Jesus powers to destroy the roman empire, and make Jesus people watch me eat pork while I describe how delicious it is to them.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389263 - 05/11/08 02:15 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I'm totally going to use my Jesus powers to destroy the roman empire, and make Jewish* people watch me eat pork while I describe how delicious it is to them.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #8389268 - 05/11/08 02:16 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

So OMR3021: Daniel in the Lion's Den
Boxcarguy07: Solomon
Anarchotrip: Saul

Lieutenant Dan: Moses (FTW)
Apollyphelion: Ezekial
Atheist: Pontius Pilate
TrippinTeddy: Jesus
misterdogman: adam

This is groundbreaking stuff, I think this thread should be moved to P&S. Wait til the guys hear this.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389269 - 05/11/08 02:16 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

GOD
or
that angel w/ the flaming sword
or
the letter M


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389271 - 05/11/08 02:17 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

how about the most indecisive character?;-)


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389320 - 05/11/08 02:32 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I'll be Boaz. I forgot what he did, but his name is hilarious.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389324 - 05/11/08 02:33 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

Ok fine I pick

horse #4 - Death


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Edited by CosmicFool (05/11/08 02:36 PM)

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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8389371 - 05/11/08 02:45 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

7th angel in Revelations.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: CosmicFool]
    #8389382 - 05/11/08 02:47 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I would be the guy that took a rib from adam and made eve.

To some of you, you think I made steve, you are incorrect, I don't know why I made eve butchy.


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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: S_2]
    #8389394 - 05/11/08 02:54 PM (4 months, 24 days ago)

I'd be Adam because that would make me the first dude ever to forsake god. Plus, being the first guy to trip in history would be badass :wink: I'd be eve but I wouldn't want to be a lady.

edit: shit, taken! okay I'd be Cain because the mark of the beast would probably be the most awesome tattoo of all time.


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