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Mirrormask
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 Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8389371 - 05/11/08 02:45 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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7th angel in Revelations.
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Even now, if I see in my soul the citron-breasted fair one,
Still gold-tinted, her face like our night stars,
Drawing unto her; her body beaten about the flame,
Wounded by the flaring spear of love,
My first of all reason of her fresh years,
Then is my heart buried alive in snow.
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Chemy
This is a stick up
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Posts: 5,528
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: CosmicFool]
#8389382 - 05/11/08 02:47 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I would be the guy that took a rib from adam and made eve.
To some of you, you think I made steve, you are incorrect, I don't know why I made eve butchy.
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“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them". -Ayn Rand
“Useless laws weaken the necessary laws.”
-Montesquieu, 1748
The thesis that I want to advance today is that the drug war and the laws that prohibit the private consumption of certain drugs are unconstitutional. Prohibition laws, themselves, violate every tenet of limited government that is embodied in our Constitution.
http://www.paulhager.org/libertarian/drug_con.html
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 guruu
Space Trucker
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: S_2]
#8389394 - 05/11/08 02:54 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I'd be Adam because that would make me the first dude ever to forsake god. Plus, being the first guy to trip in history would be badass  I'd be eve but I wouldn't want to be a lady.
edit: shit, taken! okay I'd be Cain because the mark of the beast would probably be the most awesome tattoo of all time.
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Edited by guruu (05/11/08 02:55 PM)
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The Motherfuckin G
jajajajaja
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Posts: 21,506
Loc: CAMP SASQUATCH
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#8389410 - 05/11/08 03:00 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I'm black Jesus.
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 b0red5tiff
THE CANDY KING
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: The Motherfuckin G]
#8389415 - 05/11/08 03:01 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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mickey mouse.
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***if you're reading this then you're already asleep***
***if we're gonna kill each other how are we gonna live forever? if we're gonna live forever how are we gonna kill each other?***
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guruu
Space Trucker
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: The Motherfuckin G]
#8389417 - 05/11/08 03:01 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
The Motherfuckin G said:
I'm black Jesus.
aka...jesus
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thePatient
Higher Self
Registered: 07/07/02
Posts: 1,690
Loc: Indiana
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: guruu]
#8389418 - 05/11/08 03:01 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Samson
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cleanvibe
There are NO ordinary moments.
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DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy
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Posts: 1,942
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8389430 - 05/11/08 03:07 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I'm king David!
Slayer of Goliath, champion of the oppressed, and then king of Jerusalem...
But then I screw up and sleep with Bathsheba after basically having her husband killed and then yeah...
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Sarcasm - stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing, but poorly understood on the popular internet website The Shroomery.
TheHappieHippies said:
Here's a confession for you guys... I used to be a huge slut. Like BIG time. I allowed my body to be used by so many different men, that I probably couldn't give you an accurate estimate below 150 people.
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The Motherfuckin G
jajajajaja
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Posts: 21,506
Loc: CAMP SASQUATCH
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: guruu]
#8389431 - 05/11/08 03:08 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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No, black jesus, you ass.
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nalyudi
american infidel
Registered: 03/03/08
Posts: 1,676
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: thePatient]
#8389432 - 05/11/08 03:08 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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can i be the snake?
"When you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."
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there is a very fine line between genius and insanity.
it's better to burn out than to fade away
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guruu
Space Trucker
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: nalyudi]
#8389440 - 05/11/08 03:12 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I was trying to insinuate that Jesus was actually pretty black. Guess you didn't pick up on it.
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The Motherfuckin G
jajajajaja
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: guruu]
#8389445 - 05/11/08 03:13 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Well maybe I was stating the fact that there was 2 jesys 1 black and 1 white, and only one was a good jesys the other jesys smoked crasck and drank malt liquor and had a hankering for fried chicken and white women.
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8389448 - 05/11/08 03:14 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I heard you're the new messiah.
Besides the point, any get Noah?
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: misterdogman]
#8389474 - 05/11/08 03:21 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
misterdogman said:
Ill be Adam, so you all have to call me Daddy and im your inbred father...
except adam and eve were not inbred, they were the originals,
there were none before them, it's their children that were
inbreeding so it wasnt until the 3rd generation that the inbred
bastard grandchildren of adam appeared
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"you are wrong jeetered"
"themange is awesome and win and big bouncy tits"
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The Motherfuckin G
jajajajaja
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Posts: 21,506
Loc: CAMP SASQUATCH
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8389478 - 05/11/08 03:22 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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I got a gang of hoes, mary is my bottom bitch.
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,476
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8389481 - 05/11/08 03:23 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
misterdogman said:
Ill be Adam, so you all have to call me Daddy and im your inbred father...
except adam and eve were not inbred, they were the originals,
there were none before them, it's their children that were
inbreeding so it wasnt until the 3rd generation that the inbred
bastard grandchildren of adam appeared
PWNED!
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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satyr
Stranger
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: CosmicFool]
#8389508 - 05/11/08 03:32 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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well, i guess ill pick the obvious  GOD!Jaweh!Alpha and omega!
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The Motherfuckin G
jajajajaja
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Posts: 21,506
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: satyr]
#8389509 - 05/11/08 03:33 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Ted Nugent.
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aiyobro
moochster
Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 1,512
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: The Motherfuckin G]
#8389527 - 05/11/08 03:38 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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id be the magical burning bush but only if i can speak in tongues
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Curiosity killed the cat nine times before it died
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misterdogman
Educationalresearcher ofthe Shroom
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Re: What Character would you be in The Shroomery Bible? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8389540 - 05/11/08 03:42 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
misterdogman said:
Ill be Adam, so you all have to call me Daddy and im your inbred father...
except adam and eve were not inbred, they were the originals,
there were none before them, it's their children that were
inbreeding so it wasnt until the 3rd generation that the inbred
bastard grandchildren of adam appeared
Actually it does not say there was no humans before adam and eve, I had a interesting talk with a baptist preacher about it one time, he opened my eyes to the question...It says that Adam was the first created in gods image and eve came from his rib...according to this it leaves the possibility that there was humans here before them 2 but according to this preacher they would have either been of the devil or if created by God they would have been not in his image...so maybe they werent all inbred,but it makes you think and to not take everything said as solid and it leaves open many possibilities.
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While driving my overpowered car around tight corners like a maniac all my friends yell out. Hey man slow down, we might Wreck. I reply, Shut up, I drive like Dale Earnhardt. They all look around at each other and laugh. Then one asks me. Hey wait, isnt he dead? Well yeah he is I said. Then I drive like Junior I mumble, while I promptly slow down.
"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
"You may defeat me, you may even destroy me, But you will never CONQUER me"!
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