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 CptnGarden
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 i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head
#8387463 - 05/10/08 11:18 PM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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i was taking a drunken piss, you know those 4 minute pisses that cause you a pissing-ecstasy? well i heard some noise from where i thought the bathroom window was coming from so i looked up there while i was pissing, then i notice the pitch of my urine hit the water stop so i look down and my cats got his head in the fuckin toilet being splattered by my stream of doom.
WTF'zerz?
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 Mandrake
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 Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: CptnGarden]
#8387505 - 05/10/08 11:28 PM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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fapjack
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Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: CptnGarden]
#8387540 - 05/10/08 11:38 PM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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I've done that before sober.
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Clear_Eyes
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Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: fapjack]
#8387557 - 05/10/08 11:44 PM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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i pissed in a bed once... while 2 feet from it... with a girl in it.... yeah a 40 steel reserve befor bed = bad...
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 creekfreek
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Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: Clear_Eyes]
#8387569 - 05/10/08 11:46 PM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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Akira
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Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: creekfreek]
#8387633 - 05/11/08 12:05 AM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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When i was little kid i used to piss on my step mom while she was sleeping. She'd wake up to see me their standing over her with my pecker out wizzing all over her. She told me id then start laughing and dip it!
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niteowl
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Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: CptnGarden]
#8387707 - 05/11/08 12:26 AM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections
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I will face my fear and let it pass thru me"
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biohaze
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Re: i just pissed a drunken piss on my cats head [Re: niteowl]
#8387730 - 05/11/08 12:31 AM (4 months, 30 days ago) |
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DUDE SWEET!!!
lol dumbass cat!
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