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 Chemy
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 If you found or saw a UFO crash
#8382368 - 05/09/08 04:33 PM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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What is your contingency plan if you were the only person to see a UFO crash?
What would you do?
My contingency plan is to fly to Washington DC and the CIA building and ask to speak with someone with high level clearance and I would tell them the GPS coordinates of the crashed UFO, then I would not speak of the incident to anyone, ever.
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Helpme1
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 Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8382382 - 05/09/08 04:38 PM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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i dont see the harm in exposing the UFO crash to the public....
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Helpme1]
#8382411 - 05/09/08 04:48 PM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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yeah i would document it, so the government couldn't cover it up.
then i would convert to Scientology 
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 Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8382684 - 05/09/08 06:16 PM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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I wouldn't tell anyone anything.... 
I would chalk it up to another one of those things that couldn't be explained, -
and would then convince myself that my own personal subjective experiences didn't count because it couldn't be proven.... 
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: PhanTomCat]
#8383130 - 05/09/08 08:26 PM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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i'd show an entire city, and watch them try to make up a cover story for that.
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I wouldn't sell my story to the history channel.
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Ginseng1]
#8383417 - 05/09/08 09:57 PM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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Am I the only one who would keep it a secret and only tell a high ranking CIA agent???
Wow, according to that poll I'm alone here.
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8383512 - 05/09/08 10:20 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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why would you tell a CIA agent?
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: SyntheticMInd]
#8383529 - 05/09/08 10:24 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
SyntheticMInd said:
why would you tell a CIA agent?
Because of security clearances, I wouldn't trust anyone else, except maybe a General, but walking onto a base and asking to speak to a General would probably land me in GITMO, not willing to risk that 
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8383549 - 05/09/08 10:31 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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why not just keep your mouth shut? what good is there telling an authority?
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: SyntheticMInd]
#8383555 - 05/09/08 10:34 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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But then wouldn't the CIA find out that I knew, and someone else discovered the crash and notified the media, then I get executed in a mental hospital made to look like a suicide.
Not my thing man.
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8383569 - 05/09/08 10:38 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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never considered that as a possibility 
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: SyntheticMInd]
#8383656 - 05/09/08 11:01 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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I would wait at the site for either extraterrestrials or government officials to show up. Hopefully the former. If the latter then I would take a vow of secrecy in exchange for knowledge and a high level secret government job.
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: SoY]
#8383683 - 05/09/08 11:07 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
SoY said:
I would wait at the site for either extraterrestrials or government officials to show up. Hopefully the former. If the latter then I would take a vow of secrecy in exchange for knowledge and a high level secret government job.
Trying to bribe the CIA with going public with information would probably result in a guarantee that you will never tell.
You can never trust a blackmailer.
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8388603 - 05/11/08 10:39 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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I realize that an attempt at blackmail would be futile. I would explain to them how much I would love to work for them and be their good little order-following, mindless worker bee at least long enough to arrange a pick up from one of the more civil ET races and get me the fuck off this planet full of psychotic apes.
Actually now that I think about it, depending on what the ET corpses look like, I would pretend that I was a survivor and needed to talk to an ET officer at the pentagon (to arrange my departure).
No, scratch that too. I have determined that it would be too difficult and dangerous to deal with any Earth government regarding such an occurrence. I would camp out at the crash site, meditate as to create some kind of beacon, and hope that the ET's get there first. If the government arrives first, then maybe I would make up some BS story about how one of the dying aliens gave me a message of high importance to be delivered to an ET officer in our gov't. Then I would clam up 'till I'm in the room with him/her, and telepathically arrange my exit. Basically, I need to GTF off this ticking time bomb...
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8388726 - 05/11/08 11:30 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Ask any living aliens to anal probe most of the peeps from P&S
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Ego Death]
#8390139 - 05/11/08 06:23 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Have you seen "Ships of light - the carlos diaz experience"
torrented it - was like taking acid but without the lsd and obviously not 'just like it' i mean come on haha your crazy !
Anyway have you ?? ?
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Mirth]
#8390162 - 05/11/08 06:29 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
Mirth said:
come on haha your crazy !
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Re: If you found or saw a UFO crash [Re: Chemy]
#8390627 - 05/11/08 08:44 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
What would you do?
I would take a handful of grainy, blurry pictures and then later, photoshop in some suspension wire...
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SoY
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dude, I hardly ever respond to your posts, but I do usually find them funny as hell! just thought I let ya know
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