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Anyone ever dated a cop?
    #8379889 - 05/08/08 10:33 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

I so fail, I so fail. This seemingly great girl I've been chatting with for a couple of weeks now off and on and who seems to have an interest in me (not professionally) is going to school to be CSI(i just found out 20 min ago). Now, I don't smoke pot anymore, nor do I keep anything illegal around. Some of my friends are potheads so know I'll catch a shit ton of flack. I have an incredibly tough time forming relationships with a lot of girls, but we seem to click quite well, I'm not really looking for advice so much as to rant about absurdly bad luck(but if anyone wants to say anything about these sort of experiences go for it). Why can't life ever be simple?


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #8379895 - 05/08/08 10:34 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

this cop once made me touch his penis. And then he said "YEA, you like that don't you BITCH." He let me keep my drugs and let me go. I went home and cried and cried.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: aDoS]
    #8379915 - 05/08/08 10:39 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

" then she stuck my butt with her big black stick "


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Terillius]
    #8379922 - 05/08/08 10:41 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Terillius]
    #8379923 - 05/08/08 10:41 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

you a cop? :pirate:


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Terillius]
    #8379924 - 05/08/08 10:41 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

i new who a chick who went on a date with a cop
and no joke they fucked in the back of the cop car
isnt that gay that cops can use cops cars on their off duty
WACK


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Terillius]
    #8379931 - 05/08/08 10:43 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Who knows maybe she is like most cops, A HIPOCRITE and will turn her head away from most illegal activity during her personal life while not on duty.:smirk:


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Coaster]
    #8379935 - 05/08/08 10:44 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Oh damn, that sucks, to think that the one time I've had to sit in the back of one of those things could've been right after some nasty cop butt sex.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #8379938 - 05/08/08 10:45 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

my best friend is gonna be a cop.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #8379940 - 05/08/08 10:45 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

A gay friend of mine fucked a cop on his washing machine. I found out about it after he gave the washing machine to my roommate, so I was washing my clothes in a washing machine that had had a gay cop fucked on it.

The guy was also dealing coke at the time.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Akira]
    #8379945 - 05/08/08 10:45 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

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Akira said:
Who knows maybe she is like most cops, A HIPOCRITE and will turn her head away from most illegal activity during her personal life while not on duty.:smirk:




Lol, one could hope, but if I were dating one of those I'd hope they'd be the sort that would turn their head away from harmless shit like pot while on duty. Probably too much to expect:crazy:


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: aDoS]
    #8379954 - 05/08/08 10:47 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

CSI? isnt really a law upholding officer. they would mainly collect evidence. my family member is a crime scene tech. no sweat man.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8379964 - 05/08/08 10:50 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Nasty gay cop butt sex on a washing machine? Seems like a plot outline for village people:the movie.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Sober0ner]
    #8379966 - 05/08/08 10:50 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

educate her, we need more educated police :mushroom2:


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Sober0ner]
    #8379975 - 05/08/08 10:51 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

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CSI? isnt really a law upholding officer. they would mainly collect evidence. my family member is a crime scene tech. no sweat man.




That's why I think I might be able to be ok with it. I'm trying not to be closed minded.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Psilobuds]
    #8379997 - 05/08/08 10:55 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

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educate her, we need more educated police :mushroom2:




Oh I'm thinkin' she'll get educated when she finds Shulgins books and The Big Book of Buds on the shelf, always a nice conversation starter. :tongue: But considering what other folks she knows I suspect she may already be open minded.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #8380012 - 05/08/08 10:57 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Except if she ever wanted to murder you she'd have enough knowledge to do it and get away with it since she is studying CSI. Does she have that crazy eye? Dont do anything to upset her man. It might cost you your life.


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Akira]
    #8380025 - 05/08/08 10:59 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

She might pull some Dexter Morgan shit on me?


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: learningtofly]
    #8380079 - 05/08/08 11:09 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

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my best friend is gonna be a cop.




not as bad as, my old step dad, he didnt find out is best friend was gay till their late 20's, haha


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Re: Anyone ever dated a cop? [Re: Voido]
    #8380148 - 05/08/08 11:25 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

My ex that works for the county clerks office is engaged to a sheriffs deputy, he knows she still talks to me and he's cool with it, and he knows all about my past.


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