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 Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up
#8379475 - 05/08/08 09:02 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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i mean, theyre delusional allready, it probably takes 2 people all of 5 minutes after meeting to fall into 'everlasting love'
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Capatalistc nomad]
#8379488 - 05/08/08 09:04 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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statistics agree
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Capatalistc nomad]
#8379500 - 05/08/08 09:06 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Capatalistc nomad said:
i mean, theyre delusional allready, it probably takes 2 people all of 5 minutes after meeting to fall into 'everlasting love'
I wonder if they take the time to analyze the same thing about atheist dating services?
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: misterdogman]
#8379541 - 05/08/08 09:14 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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I have a friend who is really religious and she just recently got engaged. I'm not saying this guy isn't "the one" but every guy she's ever dated has been "the one" It makes me wonder if she really thinks he's the guy or is she just ready to settle down and pop out a few critters and be a good Christian woman and he is just in the wrong place at the right time. . . Hell you can always get divorced and Jesus will forgive you because you wanted to "serve" him by multiplying!
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Lndrydusting]
#8379835 - 05/08/08 10:20 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Mormons marry very young, and its always someone from the church. Im actually pretty sure that their supposed to marry someone within the church, its a law.
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Akira]
#8379862 - 05/08/08 10:26 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Akira said:
Mormons marry very young, and its always someone from the church. Im actually pretty sure that their supposed to marry someone within the church, its a law.
Only if you want to get married within the church, which is obviously optimal (specifically for doctrinal reasons).
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Akira]
#8379881 - 05/08/08 10:31 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Akira said:
Mormons marry very young, and its always someone from the church. Im actually pretty sure that their supposed to marry someone within the church, its a law.
Well duh they got keep it in the church so nobody else knows their fucking and marrying off little girls...or is that just certain Mormons who do that? Ah who cares theyre all fucking stupid for doing that shit...
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"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: misterdogman]
#8379903 - 05/08/08 10:36 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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No those are the polygamist, which is something that was banned from the church years ago. The ones who are still around rebeled from the church and moved to small towns in Utah where they can breed large families of thirty kids and more..
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Capatalistc nomad]
#8379986 - 05/08/08 10:53 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Capatalistc nomad]
#8380047 - 05/08/08 11:03 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Capatalistc nomad said:
i mean, theyre delusional allready, it probably takes 2 people all of 5 minutes after meeting to fall into 'everlasting love'
That sounds like my older brother, totally molly ass mormon, he dated for 2 weeks before he got engaged to get married.
But they are still together, 5 kids later... Im glad i have no kids or ever got married, i dont think I ever will do either..
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Skunk420]
#8380151 - 05/08/08 11:26 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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a bunch of fat pimply sexually confused christians in their early 20's, and some recovering meth addict reborns in their mid 40's, sounds like a real melting pot
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Voido]
#8380233 - 05/08/08 11:48 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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It is no different with a husband. He is not perfect, but
he has a responsibility to God and to his wife to correct her when she sins, for her own sake, for
her marriage’s sake, and for the Kingdom’s sake.
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Voido]
#8380254 - 05/08/08 11:54 PM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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Voido said:
a bunch of fat pimply sexually confused christians in their early 20's, and some recovering meth addict reborns in their mid 40's, sounds like a real melting pot
..I think im about to puke, no wonder im am ex-mormon!!!
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: Skunk420]
#8380403 - 05/09/08 12:54 AM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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I wonder if an Atheist dating site even exists... Doesn't matter I manage to convert all my GFs Atheist through simple reasoning anyway. I still think it's a shame to limit your opportunities by dating only certain people of certain beleifs though... religious people really miss out on life.
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Re: Christian dating sites must be great at hooking people up [Re: andresq45]
#8380452 - 05/09/08 01:15 AM (3 months, 26 days ago) |
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 @ this whole topic
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