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InvisibleFerris
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What do I do now?
    #8140780 - 03/13/08 10:08 AM (7 months, 4 hours ago)

I just registered the domain crackery.org bitches.



(It's a joke, but really I did)


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8140791 - 03/13/08 10:14 AM (7 months, 4 hours ago)

Thats awesome, theres only one thing you can do....start a pro crack website.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8140861 - 03/13/08 10:42 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

I'd start with the front page. Instead of the picture of the mushrooms, make one in the same style but with crack pipes, rocks, blades, etc. Have some trip reports like "OK so I smoked a rock, and I got like, totally geeked, then I wanted another one so I went and gave my dealer a blowjob and he let me smoke his crack while I was doing it and even gave me some crack and I went home andI smoked it and I got really really high. It was a life-changing experience."
Then have a forum where people discuss the nuances of different kinds of crack.... if you have a lot of time on your hands...


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #8140875 - 03/13/08 10:45 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

What better way to spend my spring break?

I already downloaded phpbb3, now I'll get to work on the imagery, although it's not exactly my strongpoint.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8140893 - 03/13/08 10:48 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

would I be able to make a "trip?"-report for u to have on your page Ferris? It would be a load of bullshit sorta like some1whoisnotme idea =P

Having a form or something to put trip reports in would be mad...

haha this whole idea is funny I am laughing right now thinking about it..

could you imagine what the anti-drug people are going to think!LOL




Try to make the site really positive about crack ok? LOL


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Fexor]
    #8140912 - 03/13/08 10:54 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

Funny if crack heads actually join.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Fexor]
    #8140923 - 03/13/08 10:56 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

I promise I'll save you a spot. It'll take me at least several hours to throw something together and I don't plan spending a dime on hosting until I see some follow through from myself (I don't want to blow money on some "cracked out" idea :smirk:). Then it might take a couple more days for the hosting to go through.

So you have plenty of time to start writing those trip reports.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8140953 - 03/13/08 11:03 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

I will start writing them first thing tomorrow :yesnod: :lol:

But for now I need sleep, good luck with your project :rofl2:


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Fexor]
    #8140976 - 03/13/08 11:09 AM (7 months, 3 hours ago)

hahahha


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: reeferaddict69]
    #8141139 - 03/13/08 11:43 AM (7 months, 2 hours ago)

Alright, I went ahead and paid for 2 months hosting. Total site cost so far: 12 buckeroos

I was right though, it is going to take a couple days before I can ftp to their servers. Bah, this is going to cramp the rhythm I got going


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8141287 - 03/13/08 12:24 PM (7 months, 1 hour ago)

well, you're either gonna get a lot of crackheads or white people.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8141326 - 03/13/08 12:38 PM (7 months, 1 hour ago)

Quote:

StonedShroom said:
well, you're either gonna get a lot of crackheads or white people.




Or shroomery members posing as crackheads.

:macdre:


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You dirty hippie!
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?!
You must've smoked some bad granola!


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: circularvortex]
    #8141404 - 03/13/08 12:59 PM (7 months, 1 hour ago)

Sweet, now we need a Heroinery, possibly a Ketaminery too!

There are tons of drugs that deserve their own website!

I will write tutorials on how to steal ketamine from vetranary offices!


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Frosty_Storm]
    #8141450 - 03/13/08 01:15 PM (7 months, 1 hour ago)

Quote:

Frosty_Storm said:
Sweet, now we need a Heroinery, possibly a Ketaminery too!

There are tons of drugs that deserve their own website!

I will write tutorials on how to steal ketamine from vetranary offices!




Please do!


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You dirty hippie!
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You must've smoked some bad granola!


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: circularvortex]
    #8141538 - 03/13/08 01:42 PM (7 months, 38 minutes ago)

Zoos and other animal based industries have that stuff around too!


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8141547 - 03/13/08 01:45 PM (7 months, 36 minutes ago)

I believe teaching people to grow their own crack is the wave of the future


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8141576 - 03/13/08 01:53 PM (7 months, 28 minutes ago)

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I believe teaching people to grow their own crack is the wave of the future





:rofl2::hypnotoad:


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #8141715 - 03/13/08 02:36 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

How has nobody mentioned that this was done like, 5 years ago?

I guarantee if you do a search for "Crackery" you can see the banner that was created


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8141847 - 03/13/08 03:24 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
How has nobody mentioned that this was done like, 5 years ago?

I guarantee if you do a search for "Crackery" you can see the banner that was created




You're officially miss librarian for the Shroomery.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8141857 - 03/13/08 03:27 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

I :heart: Librarians.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8141875 - 03/13/08 03:33 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

im gonna do a write up on the differences between organic and non organic crack


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: impgl]
    #8141879 - 03/13/08 03:34 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

Don't forget the Soy Crack, for the hippies.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8141880 - 03/13/08 03:35 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Don't forget the Soy Crack, for the hippies.




:lol:


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8141882 - 03/13/08 03:36 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

True crack-heads stick it up their assholes.


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Re: What do I do now? [Re: reeferaddict69]
    #8141894 - 03/13/08 03:42 PM (6 months, 30 days ago)

I'm thinking you should too :smirk:


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