Luckily they weren't death caps!
So we probably got mad chintzed, we paid $200 for an o of mushrooms, which looked more like 20 grams. We split it up into 6 portions and we scaled each one out to be ~4+ grams so around 4.2 grams, some had less some had more. So 5 of us ate a bag each, and we saved the other one for later.
Where I live, there was a MAD blizzard from the US that blew over, and there was literally snow up to our knees the entire night.
So it started at my friend G's house. We downed it all, some people had trouble. We had 2 virgin trippers, and 3 beginner trippers, myself included. Within 30 minutes of eating, I was already feeling a strong come up, lots of laughing, I felt high, basically.
So then our friend came over who wasnt tripping, and he smoked some bowls and hes like yo if you have extra shrooms give them to me. So we were like yea we do, and we tried to find them, but they were lost! So I went upstairs to find them in my friends bedroom, and I ended up sitting on the ground because I felt really liquidy. So then I lied down and looked at the carpet. THEN the trippiest shit happened.
First, heres the situation. People were yelling downstairs, tripping and making lots of noise. In an instant as I looked at the carpet, all sound was obliterated, and all I could hear was a really loud vibrating noise, as if aliens were invading my brain. But I wasnt too tripped out, and I was like man this is so cool, aliens are in my head. And then the carpet started morphing. You know when you watch videos of shroom cakes growing and shrooms slowly bursting from the cake? The carpet was doing exactly this, each individual string/carpet strand seemed to be growing out and morphing and going all wavy. I dont know how long I was there for, but when that friend who wanted the shrooms came up, hes like hahahah youre on the ground.
So then I went downstairs and talked to the cat for a little while. He was really responsive to me, I was like youre a cute cat, and he stroked my hand with his forehead and stuff and brushing all over me. It was a really cool thing because the cat is normally really lazy and just lies around all day. So then we decided that the house was too constricting and we put on all our snow shit and went outside. Unfortunately, I did not bring boots, and this will come up again later.
So we go outside and its snowing like shit. From here, we decided to go to the ravine, but then some smart ass said lets go to D's house so we head over to his house. It seemed like it took like 45 minutes to get there, but it only took 10 minutes and the lights and snow and darkness in the suburban streets was SO surreal. I felt like I was in a movie. Exactly like the first scene in Shoot Em Up where Clive Owen is eating a carrot in the middle of that dark street with those street lights shining on him.
Its about 1.5 hours after eating, and we're chilling in D's House, but then I'm like, we went outside to be free, lets go to the ravine/park. So we get our shit together, takes forever cuz 5 different people on shrooms all want different things. We eventually leave and I only remember bits and pieces of the next events.
I remember distinctly talking about something and having it happen right after. Heres some examples. I was talking about how our city is being invaded by snow and I was wondering where the shoveling people were, and all of a sudden, 5 or 6 HUMONGOUS like tank-sized shoveling trucks drive by really fast with Blaring lights and sirens. Then another time, I was like It would be funny if we got mugged, and then we see a bunch of ghetto drunk kids, but they turned out to be cool so w/e. I was worried most of the night because my friend D was being really violent in a good way, but just losing control all night. He was sitting and falling in snowbanks and I had to hang back all the time to get him to come with us so he doesn't wake up with hypothermia in some snow bank. So since I was hanging back, the 3 guys were up ahead, and since it was snowing like shit, I couldn't really see them. So I was like, D, worst case scenario, we'll call a cab and go back to my place (we were planning on sleeping at G's house). And then a Cab drives right by really slowly. SURREAL RIGHT?
So We spent the next 2 or so hours outside, and there were only bits that I remembered like I said. The expansion-inhalation effect happened when we got into the forest, like the trees zoomed far away when I inhaled, and they got really close when I inhaled. This also happened in G's house earlier, with his kitchen table. And for some reason, my friend J was like lets climb up this huge hill. And when we got near the top, it was REALLY deep snow and REALLY steep. I was in the rear making sure nobody got lost and for a second, looking down at my feet, I could only see the snow and the huge deep holes in the hill from other's footprints, and I felt like I was on top of a mountain. I was on the verge of completely believeing it, and a severe sense of vertigo came over me, but I snapped out of it and climbed up the rest of the hill.
When we got to the top, it was still really deep snow, and really cold, but It was so amazing cuz the view down that hill was a huge ravine and forest, and behind us was buildings and civilization and the sky was a really nice dark red, it was SO sick. I felt like I was in a movie all night. And people kept saying things that I thought could be quoted from movies, but I coudln't put my finger on waht movies.
Anyways, so we end up going back to G's house at like midnight, this is like 4 hours after eating and we go to the basement cuz his parents are upstairs, but theyre pretty chill. So I go upstairs to grab some food and drinks with G, and we grab chips carrots and root beer and water, and we go downstairs to eat and watch tv for the remainder of our trip. By this time Im already settling down, defintiely past my peak.
I must have eaten a whole bag of those huge chips and like 10 carrots and half the root beer, and we decided to sleep, its like 2 oclock. G goes upstairs to his room to grab some blankets. when he comes back down, he brings back a note from his mom!
This is what it said:
Dear G,
I have left Chips, Dip, Carrots, Root Beer and Cups in the kitchen, and Blankets and Pillows in the family room for you and your friends.
Happy Birthday!
Love,
Mom
IT WAS SO COOL. His mom totally knows whats going on, She is so cool.
Anyways, so i had a hard time falling asleep, but I woke up feeling pretty good.
My trip went pretty smoothly, but I think I would rather trip with one or two other people because too many people wanted different things and I had to take care of too many people. I'm excited for my next time though!
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