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    #8078415 - 02/27/08 06:14 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

The story of Jesus is one of the most mysterious in all of religious history. The mystery is not that Jesus was considered to be God by his followers; there are many such 'gods' in history and even a number of claimants in the present day. It is not that he is supposed to have died and come back to life, because he is not alone in that claim either. The mystery of Jesus is that there is no longer a Mystery in Christianity; everything has been explained. The official position of all the differing branches and sects is the same, one of the few things they agree on: Christianity today has no secret rites. Yet Jesus himself was the head of a heretical mystery cult, the initiates of which met secretly to share sacred food and drink while their master explained to them the hidden meanings of his teachings. We know of this from the Christian Bible.

from Magic Mushrooms in religion and alchemy by Clark Heinrich

Literal Jesus head of psychedelic cult??


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8078456 - 02/27/08 06:24 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

look cmon nig, the jesus story is a story to keep kids in line, you are jesus. he is a metaphor for the maturation of all male humanoids. ascendence is death, die every day, rebirth every morning. im pretty sure you're immortal vampire now u must go make z babies n get swerve on asap on ur moped

didnt you stare at the sun today?


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Re: Jesus [Re: scrywolof]
    #8078464 - 02/27/08 06:27 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

:lol:

Nig?? WTF??

:bowdown::sunny:


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8078483 - 02/27/08 06:32 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

ever done psy battle with the 13? the male elders arent so tough but the female lizard devils are wicked slick


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Re: Jesus [Re: scrywolof]
    #8078504 - 02/27/08 06:36 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

I nailed the bastards with image trees of energy but they just laughed at me...
They were like 'oh yeah?? What is the truth in the age of disinformation??'
I choked.
It stuck.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8078538 - 02/27/08 06:43 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

the only truth ive ever found to be true is what i metaprogrammed myself into realizing was infallible, which usually involved the sacrosanctity of cough syruip and rainbows. hail and well met adventurer, what be your profession? the dog and i will probably see you in rainbow land one day. word im going to go watch willow. pea25



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Re: Jesus [Re: scrywolof]
    #8078571 - 02/27/08 06:49 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

:lol:

You're a funny one.
Audio/video tech/commercial producer

Last job was working for a local NBC station in Montana.

See you in rainbow land.

Any tips on keeping your cool in there??


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8078607 - 02/27/08 06:55 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

say it with me
a b c

123

wear a rubber so you dont get Hiv

seems like you read th e manual 2me; stay good i mean; just stay good; stay stocked is all; you are your own self fulfilling prophecy

remember that scene in willi wonka where the kid gets split into a billion pixels? well, one of the tenants the popers left out of the bible was:
blessed are the afternoon drinkers..


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Re: Jesus [Re: scrywolof]
    #8078967 - 02/27/08 08:20 PM (9 months, 2 days ago)

:cheers:


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080115 - 02/28/08 02:07 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

I wanna smoke some of the hemp!


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080168 - 02/28/08 02:37 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

Jesus is whatever people want him to be. Buddhist, black, a social revolutionary, God, master of a psychedelic cult... He was probably all and none of these. I'm not sure he ever lived outside of myth.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080535 - 02/28/08 07:32 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

I have trouble believing you are serious about this question backfromthedead.

The Romans had control of the country he was in. The Jewish religious leaders of the day thought him a heretic. If you want to go by the Bible then you can read over and over again how he did not want things to be secrective. He wanted everyone to hear what he had to say. His followers were the ones who tried to keep people away. Between them and a serious threat to his personal safety you have good explanations as to the secrecy.

This is especially true in the years following his death when persecuting Christians was all the rage. THese believers had to go into hiding.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080539 - 02/28/08 07:37 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

"What's your favorite planet? Mine is the Sun!"



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Re: Jesus [Re: Middleman]
    #8080618 - 02/28/08 08:19 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

'I'm not sure he ever lived outside of myth.'

Neither am I.
I understand the Astrotheology of it.
Dec. 25
Born of a virgin
crucified
tomb for three days
resurrection

These are all characteristics of the Sun as it relates to the zodiac.
I just wonder about the findings of John Allegro.
It makes sense to personify the mushroom energy then tell people to eat you.
'Take eat, this is my flesh...'
This is the only way a literal Jesus makes sense to me.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080641 - 02/28/08 08:31 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

I can't help but think that the sacred food and drink were the real deal.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080646 - 02/28/08 08:32 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that all the elements we are made of are created in the heart of stars.

Also, Shamans all over the world say our consciousness is literally located in the Sun and our brains are like remote-control receivers and transmitters.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8080647 - 02/28/08 08:32 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

'He was probably all and none of these.'

How's that work??


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Re: Jesus [Re: Middleman]
    #8080662 - 02/28/08 08:40 AM (9 months, 2 days ago)

Very interesting.:thumbup:
I had the experience of being driven around remotely like an RC car once.
I came away with the question, 'who's driving your ship??'

Makes sense, kind of.

Receivers and transmitters for sure. Tunable with some tweaking.

Right on.


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
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Re: Jesus [Re: Lakefingers]
    #8080819 - 02/28/08 09:52 AM (9 months, 1 day ago)

Thanks for sharing that video, it was really absorbing.


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Re: Jesus [Re: Lion]
    #8080823 - 02/28/08 09:54 AM (9 months, 1 day ago)

I use Bounty.


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Re: Jesus [Re: Icelander]
    #8080838 - 02/28/08 09:59 AM (9 months, 1 day ago)

Don't we all. :laugh:


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Re: Jesus [Re: Lion]
    #8080863 - 02/28/08 10:12 AM (9 months, 1 day ago)

Actually I'd like to soak up all these religious figures that put em out with the trash. I'm appalled at the extent that Jesus has polluted the brains of westerners. That and politics.


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I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions. R.A.W.


“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts


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Re: Jesus [Re: Lakefingers]
    #8080907 - 02/28/08 10:29 AM (9 months, 1 day ago)

Thanks for that. Was good.:thumbup:


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Re: Jesus [Re: Icelander]
    #8081233 - 02/28/08 11:59 AM (9 months, 1 day ago)

Mod edit: no puppets allowed here.


Edited by Diploid (02/28/08 01:23 PM)


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Re: Jesus [Re: lobsterdinner]
    #8081753 - 02/28/08 02:38 PM (9 months, 1 day ago)

'I'm appalled at the extent that Jesus has polluted the brains of westerners.'

Might you have a view on the Jesus Myth anyway??


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Re: Jesus [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8081868 - 02/28/08 03:08 PM (9 months, 1 day ago)

Here's the truth on a plate:
you don't have to wait-
nobody is coming so get a new date

You've just been stood up:
now at last you can sup-
host your own dinner
and fill your own cup

-cum grano salis-

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Re: Jesus [Re: Lakefingers]
    #8082970 - 02/28/08 07:11 PM (9 months, 1 day ago)