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 OrgoneConclusion
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 Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully
#8071375 - 02/26/08 04:25 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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From another thread a poster praises nonsense:
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Long read.... but a fucking good one.
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=29076
The number of errors, assumptions and flaws is beyond belief to a learned person. There are so many to choose from, but this one jumped out:
"Plants co-exist peacefully." This erroneous line was used as evidence that plants are spiritually advanced beings.
I will let someone else knowledgeable in botany deconstruct this pathetically ignorant myth.
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 MushroomTrip
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 Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8071406 - 02/26/08 05:14 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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Oh course plants don't coexist peacefully, they're at war. 
I thought everybody knew that. 
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Participants all in black and white
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 Redstorm
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8071428 - 02/26/08 05:46 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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Somebody better send that message to kudzu.
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LunarEclipse
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: Redstorm]
#8071549 - 02/26/08 08:07 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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Kudzu can take concrete and turn it into chlorophyll.
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fireworks_god
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: MushroomTrip]
#8071915 - 02/26/08 10:30 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
MushroomTrip said:
Oh course plants don't coexist peacefully, they're at war.
I thought everybody knew that.
I once saw an oak tree fight a maple tree for sunlight. 
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Meet me in outer space
We could spend the night;
watch the earth come up 
I've grown tired of that place;
won't you come with me?
We could start again.
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: fireworks_god]
#8071932 - 02/26/08 10:36 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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They were all like "hey, nigga, get outa my way" 
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8071966 - 02/26/08 10:46 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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Plants are spiritually advanced? I don't know, they compete for sunlight and some species poison the soil to kill off their rivals. They're pretty good; not as good as rocks, though. Rocks are waaaaaay more spiritually advanced because they definitely never kill other rocks.
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fireworks_god
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: MushroomTrip]
#8071978 - 02/26/08 10:49 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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Rush actually wrote a song about it, I think. 
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Meet me in outer space
We could spend the night;
watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place;
won't you come with me?
We could start again.
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backfromthedead
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: Notendo]
#8071984 - 02/26/08 10:50 AM (5 months, 22 days ago) |
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You all should see the pruning going on this time of year.
Cherries, apples, grapes...
All perfectly manicured tied to wires.
They seem stressed but my are they productive.
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AlteredAgain
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8076852 - 02/27/08 11:31 AM (5 months, 21 days ago) |
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I wouldn't necessarily say that plants are "spiritually advanced beings," since the word "advanced" can imply many different meanings.
I'd rather call them wise.
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8077379 - 02/27/08 02:16 PM (5 months, 21 days ago) |
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My daughter is a mod on that forum. Their a fluffy bunch over there to be sure.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Shamanic Report - Plants co-exist peacefully [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
#8077397 - 02/27/08 02:20 PM (5 months, 21 days ago) |
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Unfortunately you do not have enough children to keep all of the wacky forums under control.
Get back in the bedroom!
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