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TrippinTeddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861650 - 01/10/08 08:52 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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Sometimes I pray to god that there is a god.
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notapillow
I want to be afisherman



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: fapjack]
#7861657 - 01/10/08 08:54 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: notapillow]
#7861666 - 01/10/08 08:56 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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I firmly believe that gay men are turned on by shitty assholes, and that gay people are a myth.
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Omni
4-ho-omt

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: notapillow]
#7861667 - 01/10/08 08:56 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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water water everywhere
yet not a drop to drink
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861714 - 01/10/08 09:02 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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When I was 15, a kid I knew that lived a few houses down from me once showed me how he fucked a stuffed animal. It was disturbing, but i learned a valuable lesson. (no dicks were pulled out in my presence)
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StonedShroom
racist ragingbulldyke



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861728 - 01/10/08 09:05 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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as you all know, I work a little second job at a gas station/convenience store.
tonight my ex, who I haven't seen in about 8-9 months, came in.
buying a brand of beer she doesn't drink and a pack of her brand of cigs and a pack of cigs she doesn't smoke.
really effed with my head.
that is all.
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
#7861734 - 01/10/08 09:06 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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Did you not ask her about this?
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Omni
4-ho-omt

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#7861740 - 01/10/08 09:06 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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Quarryman
Stranger


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861751 - 01/10/08 09:08 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
#7861754 - 01/10/08 09:08 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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Every time a lesbian fucks a man, a post-op tranny will have their member converted back into its original state.
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StonedShroom
racist ragingbulldyke



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861766 - 01/10/08 09:10 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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I had her brand out (marlboro reds) and I saw her head to the beer section so I already had bud light rang up... but she came back with regular bud and I was like "oh, no bud light?" and she was like "um, I need a pack of Marlboro 27s too"
it was weird.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861768 - 01/10/08 09:10 PM (8 months, 21 days ago) |
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