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 Toddo
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Riboflavin]
#7859967 - 01/10/08 02:49 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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nonsense, chili pepper soaked olive oil, a french baguette, and a coke go well together.
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tclsc03
BHP
Registered: 09/11/07
Posts: 616
Loc: Arizona
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toddo]
#7859971 - 01/10/08 02:49 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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There is nothing to be feared from a body any more than there is anything to be feared from the darkness. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
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The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
-RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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Toddo
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toddo]
#7859976 - 01/10/08 02:50 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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I just bought coca leaves off amazon.
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Philanthropist
Savior ofMankind
Registered: 06/01/04
Posts: 203
Loc: Amsterdam, Holland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7859979 - 01/10/08 02:51 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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The matrix has you
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Philanthropist
Savior ofMankind
Registered: 06/01/04
Posts: 203
Loc: Amsterdam, Holland
Last seen: 1 month, 12 days
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Philanthropist]
#7859982 - 01/10/08 02:52 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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drive to florida pick a bunch of flowers go to the big apple sell them buy baby powder and grow
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 Diploid
Cuban
Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 9,844
Loc: Rabbit Hole
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7860056 - 01/10/08 03:07 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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The military will confiscate your chicken! 
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Wanna hear something depressing? One out of three Shroomerites wants to lock me in a government cage for using a substance they don't like.
Hard to believe, right? Read it for yourself:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7874721#Post7874721
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aiyobro
moochster
Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 1,498
Loc: new york new york
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Diploid]
#7860060 - 01/10/08 03:08 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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before the blacks can steal it!
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Lion
Balance
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 3,211
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: aiyobro]
#7860068 - 01/10/08 03:09 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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This is udder nonsense.
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"You can't make something original? Don't worry about it. Make a cup of clay so your brother can drink." ~Rumi
"My child, because you think you are the body, for a long time you have been bound. Know you are pure awareness. With this knowledge as your sword, cut through your chains and be happy!" ~Ashtavakra Gita
"May all beings realize the ecstatic transparency of their own minds." ~Lao Tzu
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sam420
CertifiedReptilianOverlord
Registered: 01/14/05
Posts: 1,650
Loc: Scotland
Last seen: 3 hours, 43 minutes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
#7860199 - 01/10/08 03:36 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Unless a pork sky flaming rises
Above the peasant digiheaven
Our souls will soar together
Infinity, we behold
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cApTaInCrAp
Delightfullyexcellent
Registered: 03/19/04
Posts: 1,455
Loc: Washington
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
#7860243 - 01/10/08 03:45 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Although the aptitude of the particles are indestructible yet feasible. The underneeter of the spector shines light upon your angry yet polite face. She leans in to get a closer look and whispers "bouqueqie"
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 16,963
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#7860253 - 01/10/08 03:46 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Why buy the milk when you can have the cow for free?
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sam420
CertifiedReptilianOverlord
Registered: 01/14/05
Posts: 1,650
Loc: Scotland
Last seen: 3 hours, 43 minutes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#7860261 - 01/10/08 03:48 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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I have seen The Void.
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notapillow
I want to be afisherman
Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 20,162
Loc: A rare and different tune
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
#7860280 - 01/10/08 03:53 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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i, and this is me talking, for one feel that we, and this is we talking, should be he, with he beaing the me that we know as he, should go to get some bubble tea
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CosmicFool
Psychoholic
Registered: 05/14/06
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7860321 - 01/10/08 04:04 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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If you're riding a bike up a hill at 80 mph, How many frogs are in your oven?
Wrong 'cause ice cream doesn't have bones and jeeps go beep and sometimes it rains in the winter.
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You are so part of the world that your slightest action contributes to its reality
Your breath changes the atmosphere
Your encounters with others alters the fabrics of their lives,
and the lives of those who come in contact with them
~Jane Roberts
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Liquid_Dimension
Lighthousekeeper
Registered: 02/15/04
Posts: 3,528
Loc: Radioactive state
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CosmicFool]
#7860329 - 01/10/08 04:08 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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So the red tailed refrigerator came up to my adopted grandmother hen the other day and wanted some change,and she said NO! you're not getting my three fitty! so then I walked down the road to stock up some yellow mustard and feed it to the fax machines down at the pond,oh how I despise chicken flavored air conditioners!
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 wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 8,540
Loc: in the daydreams of a mad...
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i like pancakes too!
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how's your WOW?
__Bow down and worship me. And entertain me, like the puppets you are!__
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 16,963
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wrestler_az]
#7860369 - 01/10/08 04:20 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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hard and dry, stale pancakes make great targets for when you need to practice your shooting skills.
Just make sure they don't have syrup on them first. 
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Omni
4-ho-omt
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 9,623
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7860406 - 01/10/08 04:25 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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There once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 16,963
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7860480 - 01/10/08 04:37 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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YawningAnus
Got the GayDHD
Registered: 01/15/05
Posts: 10,114
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7860482 - 01/10/08 04:38 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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“… And spotteth twice, they, the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda: he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon. And there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."
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icelander: I remember this big yellow firey ball up in the sky. It was scary because it disappeared all the time and we had to dance naked and fuck all the women to bring it back.
YawningAnus: Those were the days
"if there's no such thing as evil, then what are evil spirits then? and don't turn this into a debate on the existence of evil spirits, let's just assume they exist for this argument. "
-Porcupine
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