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 why_not_me
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859643 - 01/10/08 01:53 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859647 - 01/10/08 01:54 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859651 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The bodacious superhero repeatedly grated some Bulgarian cheese on the hideous cream puff.
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 ToiletDuk
I eat babies!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7859652 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.
PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859656 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The miniscule imposter single-handedly fired a shotgun at the vile pile of kitty litter.
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robbyberto
Deus
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859658 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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In the colleges of Konya, Turkey a learned spiritualist embarked on a journey to the Electric Ladyland, but soon discovered that humans are interested only in their own well-being.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859661 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The sunburned leprechaun playfully performed an unnatural act on the nonexistant box of toes.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859672 - 01/10/08 01:58 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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DRUG counsellors have blamed police for causing overdoses at a weekend rave held at a castle in a medieval theme park.
Users swallowed their drug stashes rather than risk arrest by police patrolling the event in the regional Victorian town Ballarat with sniffer dogs, drug education group VIVAIDS said.
VIVAIDS chief Damon Brogan criticised the 70-strong police presence at the Ultraworld Festival as "over-zealous" and demanded they stop hassling revellers.
"Confronted with such a police presence, some individuals are tempted to unwisely consume all their drugs in one go, rather than throw them away or risk arrest," Mr Brogan said.
"If police operations are increasing the risk of death and harm in the community, perhaps it is time to rethink."
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859680 - 01/10/08 01:59 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Joining this silly thread for no particular reason but to see what others had to say.
And sure enough, machination does join where he could truly accel at something he does normally, anyway.
Did you know that if you don't water your plants on a regular basis, they don't remain green? Thank about it!
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859685 - 01/10/08 01:59 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
why_not_me said:
DRUG counsellors have blamed police for causing overdoses at a weekend rave held at a castle in a medieval theme park.
Users swallowed their drug stashes rather than risk arrest by police patrolling the event in the regional Victorian town Ballarat with sniffer dogs, drug education group VIVAIDS said.
VIVAIDS chief Damon Brogan criticised the 70-strong police presence at the Ultraworld Festival as "over-zealous" and demanded they stop hassling revellers.
"Confronted with such a police presence, some individuals are tempted to unwisely consume all their drugs in one go, rather than throw them away or risk arrest," Mr Brogan said.
"If police operations are increasing the risk of death and harm in the community, perhaps it is time to rethink."
QFT
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Mikeyyork
Sleep walker
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859701 - 01/10/08 02:02 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The gremlins under my floor boards complain my carpet smells funny,, i say "lol" you have carpet on your roof ?
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demius
heeeeeeehaaaaaw!
Registered: 08/18/05
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7859805 - 01/10/08 02:20 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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if you let go of the mayonnaise, then the elephants and eels will dance together, parading through our quiet dusty streets
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machination
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: demius]
#7859813 - 01/10/08 02:22 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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born a vampire
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"Have you not learned that your word is bond? Yes, my word is bond and bond is life, I shall give my life, before my word shall fail."
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
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Loc: tx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: demius]
#7859819 - 01/10/08 02:22 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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know anything about peyote? check out my thread in 'other drugs discussion'
this is me going bleh
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 YawningAnus
Got the GayDHD
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7859847 - 01/10/08 02:27 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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jesus tie-dyded for our sins.
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Image from: The Cremaster Cycle, by Matthew Barney
icelander: I remember this big yellow firey ball up in the sky. It was scary because it disappeared all the time and we had to dance naked and fuck all the women to bring it back.
YawningAnus: Those were the days
"if there's no such thing as evil, then what are evil spirits then? and don't turn this into a debate on the existence of evil spirits, let's just assume they exist for this argument. "
-Porcupine
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demius
heeeeeeehaaaaaw!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7859878 - 01/10/08 02:32 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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ahhhhhhhhhh! but what can we say for ourselves, now?
the eagle has landed, motherfuckers,
the eagle
has landed
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WhiskeyClone
Not here
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: demius]
#7859912 - 01/10/08 02:38 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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To wit, the vagabonds are wantless
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Lion
Balance
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7859917 - 01/10/08 02:40 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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A stitch in time busts a rhyme
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"You can't make something original? Don't worry about it. Make a cup of clay so your brother can drink." ~Rumi
"My child, because you think you are the body, for a long time you have been bound. Know you are pure awareness. With this knowledge as your sword, cut through your chains and be happy!" ~Ashtavakra Gita
"May all beings realize the ecstatic transparency of their own minds." ~Lao Tzu
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Riboflavin
Humanologist
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
#7859934 - 01/10/08 02:42 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Not laughing is no joke, but angry masturbation makes the voices stop.
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aiyobro
moochster
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
#7859954 - 01/10/08 02:46 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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"everytime there is a akward silence a gehbaby is born"
there arent enough q tips for me to visit this site
trees smoke people
your mind is a computer, shrooms clean it out and like computers your mind grows smaller each time...
"todays number is joint, as in i smoked 3 joints today"
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