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 robbyberto
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859583 - 01/10/08 01:44 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The citizens seem to believe that the candidates want to be agents of change, but in reality it is apparent that they are in fact the same person. Wolves in sheep's clothing. All of them. We are all drowning in sea of misinformation, there is no way out. Run like hell.
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 D4NK
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859590 - 01/10/08 01:45 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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You deserve a FREE download with your hot, juicy burger.
Rhapsody
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Moderation is key
"There is no god higher than truth."
 
 
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859595 - 01/10/08 01:46 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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I wish I was a mouse.
It would be awesome.
Chomp, chomp, chomp,
Eating cheese
And electrical wires.
Then some b*stard traps you
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tclsc03
BHP
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: D4NK]
#7859596 - 01/10/08 01:46 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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McDonald's USA Ingredients Listing for Popular Menu Items
Chicken McNuggets®/Chicken Selects® Premium Breast Strips/Sauces
Chicken McNuggets®:
White boneless chicken, water, food starch-modified, salt, chicken flavor (autolyzed yeast extract, salt, wheat starch, natural flavoring (botanical source), safflower oil, dextrose, citric acid, rosemary), sodium phosphates, seasoning (canola oil, mono- and diglycerides, natural extractives of rosemary). Battered and breaded with: water, enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), yellow corn flour, food starch-modified, salt, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate, calcium lactate), spices, wheat starch, whey, corn starch. Prepared in vegetable oil ((may contain one of the following: Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, partially hydrogenated corn oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness), dimethylpolysiloxane added as an antifoaming agent). CONTAINS: WHEAT AND MILK
Barbeque Sauce:
High fructose corn syrup, water, tomato paste, grape vinegar, distilled vinegar, salt, soy sauce (water, wheat, soybeans, salt), food starch-modified, spices, dextrose, soybean oil, xanthan gum, natural smoke flavor (plant source), caramel color, garlic powder, cellulose gum, chili pepper, spices, malic acid, spice extractives, natural flavors (fruit and vegetable source), onion powder, sodium benzoate (preservative), succinic acid. CONTAINS: WHEAT AND SOY
Big Mac® Sauce:
Soybean oil, pickle relish [diced pickles, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, vinegar, corn syrup, salt, calcium chloride, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate (preservative), spice extractives, polysorbate 80], distilled vinegar, water, egg yolks, high fructose corn syrup, onion powder, mustard seed, salt, spices, propylene glycol alginate, sodium benzoate (preservative), mustard bran, sugar, garlic powder, vegetable protein (hydrolyzed corn, soy and wheat), caramel color, extractives of paprika, soy lecithin, turmeric (color), calcium disodium EDTA (protect flavor). CONTAINS: WHEAT, EGG AND SOY
French Fries:
Potatoes, vegetable oil (partially hydrogenated soybean oil, natural beef flavor (wheat and milk derivatives)*, citric acid (preservative), dextrose, sodium acid pyrophosphate (maintain color), dimethylpolysiloxane (antifoaming agent)), salt. Prepared in vegetable oil ((may contain one of the following: Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, partially hydrogenated corn oil with TBHQ and citric acid added to preserve freshness), dimethylpolysiloxane added as an antifoaming agent). *CONTAINS: WHEAT AND MILK (Natural beef flavor contains hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed milk as starting ingredients.)
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The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
-RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: D4NK]
#7859597 - 01/10/08 01:46 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Oh I thought it was a bad guy from halo or something
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
#7859598 - 01/10/08 01:46 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Guns are noisy.
So get some earmuffs.
My dog eats lemons.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859600 - 01/10/08 01:47 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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11 monkeys floating by
4 of them with cream filled pies
3 left at half past noon
4 of them happy 'cause they all spooned.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859605 - 01/10/08 01:48 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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I like ham
I like PAM
Pam makes things not stick
I like butter
PAM is butter
Fluffer nutter
Butter rhymes w/ nutter
Nutter n butter
mmm n ham
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859606 - 01/10/08 01:48 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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My shoe is on my right foot,
Now it’s on my left.
I don’t now how or why it got there,
But it’s uncomfortable.
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tclsc03
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859609 - 01/10/08 01:49 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals and often to the point of orgasm, which is performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (except for sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods.[1] Masturbation is the most common form of autoeroticism, and the two words are often used as synonyms, although masturbation with a partner (mutual masturbation) is also common. Animal masturbation has been observed in many species, both in the wild and in captivity.
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The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
-RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859610 - 01/10/08 01:49 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859616 - 01/10/08 01:49 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
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Lion
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859621 - 01/10/08 01:50 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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"You can't make something original? Don't worry about it. Make a cup of clay so your brother can drink." ~Rumi
"My child, because you think you are the body, for a long time you have been bound. Know you are pure awareness. With this knowledge as your sword, cut through your chains and be happy!" ~Ashtavakra Gita
"May all beings realize the ecstatic transparency of their own minds." ~Lao Tzu
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859626 - 01/10/08 01:50 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859629 - 01/10/08 01:51 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859632 - 01/10/08 01:52 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859635 - 01/10/08 01:52 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859637 - 01/10/08 01:52 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
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Diploid
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859639 - 01/10/08 01:53 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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I'm so confused. I always get confused on Mondays. Help! 
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Wanna hear something depressing? One out of three Shroomerites wants to lock me in a government cage for using a substance they don't like.
Hard to believe, right? Read it for yourself:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7874721#Post7874721
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why_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
#7859640 - 01/10/08 01:53 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
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