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 andyistic
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7914499 - 01/22/08 12:35 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Nothing quite like the strummin' of a blues guitar on a hot, summer night, with a tall, cool glass of lemonade.
... then the wife pokes her head out and reminds you to take out the trash. 
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7914575 - 01/22/08 12:53 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Peel your cat back for yah? How 'bout I peel your Dog forward?
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: nmajon]
#7914578 - 01/22/08 12:53 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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nmajon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7914589 - 01/22/08 12:57 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Were IS the pickle? How 'bout finding the sausage in the shower?
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hazey
here, smoke.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: nmajon]
#7914636 - 01/22/08 01:08 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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i bet a majority of the people posting on here tends to make really expressive and odd noises when no one is watching. i do it, and i like it. it helps me release some shit. narf.
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: hazey]
#7914939 - 01/22/08 02:33 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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I think it's about time for a relapse. 
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Middleman]
#7914983 - 01/22/08 02:42 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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NOTE #4: CONTRACTOR TO RESTORE SERVICE CONNECTION LOCATION TO STANDARDS DICTATED BY THE RURAL MUNICIPALITY OF EAST ST. PAUL
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7914993 - 01/22/08 02:45 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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If the building you reside in collapses completely to the ground while you are inside said building,
please contact us right away and we will send someone out to survey the damage ASAP.
Please note: We cannot be held responsible for lack of phone service due to such a collapse.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7915027 - 01/22/08 02:52 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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In my career as a psychiatrist, I have not once encountered a patient whose problems were trivial.
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7915053 - 01/22/08 02:58 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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I love country music!
It's just that I haven't yet found a single country song that I like.
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Individual
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7915092 - 01/22/08 03:05 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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1 nonsense, coming up.
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Individual]
#7915099 - 01/22/08 03:06 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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 Muppet
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7915115 - 01/22/08 03:10 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
In my career as a psychiatrist, I have not once encountered a patient whose problems were trivial.
doctor - I have a ploblem!
I'm outta booze 
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Man in the Box
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Justice_Fish]
#7915118 - 01/22/08 03:10 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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I love dragonballz
I wish my penis was bigger
I'm sexier than Jim Morrison
andddd I'm a virgin.
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Where that line stops, there's no beginning and no end.
Let's end it my friends."
-Dune Messiah
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Hyper_Panda_GO
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Man in the Box]
#7915136 - 01/22/08 03:14 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Mr. Dethstone raised his eyes from the paper to the young man in front of him. The young man lowered his eyes from Mr. Dethstone to the man's gold nameplate. Or so he had been told it was gold, and whatever it was it cut an impressive light for the man it was named after.
Mr. Dethstone he thought. What an incredibly awful name for an agent
"Rate this piece I did?"
"Yes."
Mr. Dethstone narrowed his eyes.
"Rate this piece I did."
The young man was about to say yes again, but choked on his suddenly dry mouth. Still, the agent seemed to take the sound he made in the affirmative.
"All the words save for rate aren't even capitalized," he murmured to himself, thumbing through it. "And what will this be about, Charles?"
The way he said Charles reminded him of the way the school toughs used to say his name.
"Well, it's about the creative writing process, and the main dude, ah, I mean protagonist, Kevin, goes around asking for critiques about his writing style. And along the way, he meets this chick, I mean woman, um, Lila, and she really is interested in his work unlike his girlfriend, who is sleeping with his boss at the corndog shack, so they run away and meet some hippies, and...acid...some drugs, fall in love," he could've said more, but Mr. Dethstone's eyes were nearly ugly black lines.
"Charles," he said in a stern voice. "Charles, what have I told you?"
The young man stared blankly back. He said something, oodles of things, things that had simply gone in through one ear and escaped out the other. He stole a glance at the man's obligatory family picture on his desk. His wife could have been attractive way back when, but she had the look of tired housewife, right down to the frumpy polka-dot dress. The sons were just a combined mess. The younger, Arthur, he though, was a pudgy fifth-grader that had chocolate stains on his T-shirt and...Michael? Well, where Michael was concerned, rumors had been afloat that the boy was flirting with the needle.
"Today's audiences...they need something more, something enthralling. This," he grimaced,"story just won't cut it I'm afraid."
"Wait, did you even-"
"Do you listen to the Kinks, Charles?"
"What? Well, sometimes, my favorite band is really-"
"They made an album called Give The People What They Want."
He let that sink
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SillyButtons
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
#7915138 - 01/22/08 03:14 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Johny was a poor little crippled lesbian child but he stood ten feet tall with a knife.
Edit: Much thanks to the master of nonsense (lyrically anyway, and in his time (is that enough qualifiers?)), Gibby Haynes. I give credit where credit is due.
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Edited by SillyButtons (01/22/08 05:27 PM)
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SillyButtons]
#7915166 - 01/22/08 03:20 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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This thread is utter nonsense.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7915183 - 01/22/08 03:24 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7915186 - 01/22/08 03:24 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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 This thread has not been closed.
Reason: People still have things to say - all of it nonsense.
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Middleman
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7915195 - 01/22/08 03:26 PM (10 months, 7 days ago) |
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Don't carry a hot pizza home in your back pack, it will turn into a big mess of saucy dough and cheese.
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