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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Skunk420]
    #7867495 - 01/12/08 12:21 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

Empty as in dead is dead


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Skunk420]
    #7867501 - 01/12/08 12:22 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867518 - 01/12/08 12:28 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

now accepting volunteers for experimental hair removal procedure. youll need to apply this mayonaise to your upper lip while you wait in the lobby.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
    #7867521 - 01/12/08 12:29 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867532 - 01/12/08 12:32 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

rotting earlobes are no good.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867537 - 01/12/08 12:33 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

Run backwards to your destination, because when you need to return, running forwards will be so much easier.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7867544 - 01/12/08 12:34 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

hit me baby.............one more time....

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
    #7867546 - 01/12/08 12:34 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

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rotting earlobes are no good.



... until they fall off, in which case, they are tasty with Ranch Dressing. Ythan swears to this. :thumbup:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7867551 - 01/12/08 12:35 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

student of Confucius, no?:strokebeard:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867559 - 01/12/08 12:36 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

Confucius say: "Those who are confused know more than those who refuse to listen."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7867563 - 01/12/08 12:37 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7867579 - 01/12/08 12:40 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867582 - 01/12/08 12:40 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
    #7867607 - 01/12/08 12:44 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867683 - 01/12/08 01:04 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
    #7867706 - 01/12/08 01:08 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

I'm trying to think of something to say here...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7867753 - 01/12/08 01:18 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867794 - 01/12/08 01:26 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

I'm way too fucking drunk to go back and read this fucking thread. On that note, i need some pussy to smash with my penis, any takers?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7867827 - 01/12/08 01:34 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
    #7867863 - 01/12/08 01:40 AM (10 months, 18 days ago)

isn't that stein?


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