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 andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
 
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7867274 - 01/11/08 11:04 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood.
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 WhiskeyClone
Not here
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867301 - 01/11/08 11:12 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Before she woke up I slipped her three half-eaten corneas.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-
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leftysurprise
Hacking theMycelial Network
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867307 - 01/11/08 11:14 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that.
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~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
~Stephen Roberts
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7867315 - 01/11/08 11:17 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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twenty five lights on my dresser.. yessir..
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Posts: 17,082
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7867316 - 01/11/08 11:17 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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When toilet paper is not available, the next best solution is to use a shirt - preferably not your own.
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leftysurprise
Hacking theMycelial Network
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867322 - 01/11/08 11:19 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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urine has a high nitrogen content and works great as a fertilizer.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. "
~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
~Stephen Roberts
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 17,082
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7867327 - 01/11/08 11:21 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Some tribes would drink their own urine to take advantage of the Fly Argaric which was not completely metabolized.
We could save on the water supply by drinking our own urine.
Flavoring optional.
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cheshirect666
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Justice_Fish]
#7867353 - 01/11/08 11:29 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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catch the horse and take his napkin read the message then put it in the cupboard beside you becaus its done over with dont open it or you will regret it
now go to the leaning tower of pidlows and talk to the chef by the bush he will give you some thing you will need it to destroy the smugalobats
smight the rock lobster with your chees guts and call him a silly bitch then put it all in a bag and put it in the cupboard because it done
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Oregon
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Loc: SouthofCalgary
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cheshirect666]
#7867375 - 01/11/08 11:39 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
#7867401 - 01/11/08 11:49 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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atliens..
tho yer hands in the ayer..
and wave them like you just dont cay yer..
and if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit everybody let me hear ya say oh yay yer..
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Posts: 17,082
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867408 - 01/11/08 11:51 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Yo, mah nigga!
Those who follow cannot lead,
and those who lead don't want to follow.
So I ask - why are we all here?
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Tangerines
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
#7867421 - 01/11/08 11:56 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Oregon said:
I'd hit it.
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'88 till infinity...
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Skunk420
they will help u mellow out
Registered: 06/13/04
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867427 - 01/11/08 11:58 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Outkast is so 2002...
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
#7867428 - 01/11/08 11:59 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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that might be one of the ugliest creatures i have ever beheld.
back, you beast.
i am ahab.
yes but that song is the throwback legit dont act like it aint
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Oregon
non sequitur
Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 12,553
Loc: SouthofCalgary
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867433 - 01/11/08 11:59 PM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Oregon]
#7867440 - 01/12/08 12:02 AM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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lol that looks like something you'd see at a mindless self indulgence show.. 
msi ftw!
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Posts: 17,082
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867443 - 01/12/08 12:03 AM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Vomiting is not just for breakfast anymore.
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Oregon
non sequitur
Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 12,553
Loc: SouthofCalgary
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867445 - 01/12/08 12:04 AM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Tangerines
iz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867467 - 01/12/08 12:13 AM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
drkrobotnik said:
atliens..
tho yer hands in the ayer..
and wave them like you just dont cay yer..
and if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit everybody let me hear ya say oh yay yer..
Hell fucking yes. Outkast FT motherfuckin W!
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'88 till infinity...
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Skunk420
they will help u mellow out
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
#7867479 - 01/12/08 12:16 AM (7 months, 22 days ago) |
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that is so fuking old...it good but very old, it is 2008 now..
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