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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
    #7859424 - 01/10/08 01:15 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

I dropped off the preliminary drawings and now I am gripped by shame


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
    #7859427 - 01/10/08 01:16 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

Is every bassist racist?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Justice_Fish]
    #7859428 - 01/10/08 01:16 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

The moon only has one face ?, like the grasshopper but not like the coin. Nope !
This is my washing powder,, power !


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
    #7859429 - 01/10/08 01:16 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

My feet itch but when I scratch them they tickle.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
    #7859434 - 01/10/08 01:17 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

The long days of Shockley are gone
So is football Kennedy style


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
    #7859439 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

My bicycle rode me up a tree the day after tomorrow.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7859445 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

In a word, snorblat.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7859447 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

Didactic Europeans once had a stronghold in Pangea, however, Bill Hicks did not like to bathe in the Ganges because Sun Bears often leap into mountains of small brown children.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7859448 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

the questions flowed like ducks out of a volcano


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
    #7859456 - 01/10/08 01:19 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

Fetch me a thought! Posthaste! Or postmodern even.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
    #7859458 - 01/10/08 01:20 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

feel it, smeel it, smell it. grope the last ditch effort towards reuniting the shards of a fallen idol worship the golden calf muscle.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
    #7859463 - 01/10/08 01:21 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

Snape Kills Dumbledore

Wait is that a spoiler?!? :shrug:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
    #7859471 - 01/10/08 01:23 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

Hark!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
    #7859484 - 01/10/08 01:27 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

The most sure-fire way to your lover's heart is to make a lateral incision beneath the sternum and reach in, upward.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7859485 - 01/10/08 01:27 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

megalodon megalomaniac attack under narcotics supervision whilst treading slaughter in slug and ant's atmosphere.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
    #7859487 - 01/10/08 01:27 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

'Disconnect' is not a noun.

There I said it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7859490 - 01/10/08 01:28 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7859500 - 01/10/08 01:30 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

Honore thy Balzac.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
    #7859501 - 01/10/08 01:30 PM (7 months, 23 days ago)

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The Official Utter Nonsense Thread
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posts shouldnt have anything to do with each other. nothing should make any sense, be coherent, logical, linear, or sequitir.
just pounding on the keyboard would work... but that would be lame.


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FUCK!

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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Sometimes I feel like a nut,
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I'd like to eat acid tonight
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Shroomism]
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one word

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Little people enjoy working long hours for no pay, and most of them have candy on their person.

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"ha!" exclaimed the groomsman.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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i get pissed when i am texting somebody on my cell phone, and the person replies with an 'ok' or 'cool' or other single-worded affirmative comments like that. this shit costs me a dime every time.

i was going to make my own thread to rant in, but this one suits just fine. thanks. :thumbup:

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infinite shitduck

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14 has no letters in it.

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mach, you're the master of non-sense and this is all you could come up with? :lol:

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words battered across a crusty shitditch
malingering on flower power prose
on top of this hill my friends
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Stroh's Light has an alcohol content of 4.4% with only 113 calories and 7 carbs

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The beer delivery man is yelling at Pedro like a little bitch.

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knows job.

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Manic, red, little, wacky hookers flying under the burning issues which I love but in fact human fellowship may settle for cleverness.

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West Okoboji, IA; the Walleye fishing is fair in Smith's Bay. Bluegill fishing is good in Smith's Bay, Little Emerson and the canals using wax worms. A few yellow perch are being caught in Smith's Bay. Crappie fishing is good in the canals for 8 to 11-inch fish.

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I believe that atleast 10 people this year will vote for John Mccain because they are a confused Die Hard fan.

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pink and purple plastic pony pinatas

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Where the fuck is the sunshine?

Poop stinks.

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There was wiz waz wazoo against the boofa near the koolak.

And that was the second time I killed Joan of Arc.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
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I dropped off the preliminary drawings and now I am gripped by shame

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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Is every bassist racist?

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The moon only has one face ?, like the grasshopper but not like the coin. Nope !
This is my washing powder,, power !

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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My feet itch but when I scratch them they tickle.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
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The long days of Shockley are gone
So is football Kennedy style

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
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My bicycle rode me up a tree the day after tomorrow.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
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In a word, snorblat.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Didactic Europeans once had a stronghold in Pangea, however, Bill Hicks did not like to bathe in the Ganges because Sun Bears often leap into mountains of small brown children.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
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the questions flowed like ducks out of a volcano

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
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Fetch me a thought! Posthaste! Or postmodern even.

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feel it, smeel it, smell it. grope the last ditch effort towards reuniting the shards of a fallen idol worship the golden calf muscle.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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Snape Kills Dumbledore

Wait is that a spoiler?!? :shrug:

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Hark!

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7859484 - 01/10/08 03:27 PM
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The most sure-fire way to your lover's heart is to make a lateral incision beneath the sternum and reach in, upward.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
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megalodon megalomaniac attack under narcotics supervision whilst treading slaughter in slug and ant's atmosphere.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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'Disconnect' is not a noun.

There I said it.

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