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 bradley
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: bradley]
#7867017 - 01/11/08 10:00 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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I cut out carbs, fat, and my left arm. Lost 20 lb.
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Muppet
Nomadic Jester
 
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7867024 - 01/11/08 10:02 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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I went to a make-your-own stir fry place today
- I chose all my own meats/vegetables
- they fried it up in front of me
- and then I ate it
it was like non-americanized chinaman food 
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tclsc03
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#7867026 - 01/11/08 10:03 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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I love lamp
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The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.
-RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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leftysurprise
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
#7867037 - 01/11/08 10:05 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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scotchy scotch scotch.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. "
~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."
~Unknown
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xaeviax
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7867063 - 01/11/08 10:11 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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NARF!
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Im a man with dank in my plan. Ive got an irie scent rolling off my veins.
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leftysurprise
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: xaeviax]
#7867121 - 01/11/08 10:20 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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excuse me sir, would you like to buy some rubber nipples?? they make great feet warmers!
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. "
~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."
~Unknown
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Muppet
Nomadic Jester
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: xaeviax]
#7867131 - 01/11/08 10:22 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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zoiks! 
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 drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,898
Loc: tx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7867133 - 01/11/08 10:23 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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how is this thread still going?
omglolwtfbbqstfuroflkthxbai
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Muppet
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867144 - 01/11/08 10:26 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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why is that a problem?
oops...wrong thread 
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Tangerines
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7867174 - 01/11/08 10:32 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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Fuck all you niggaz!
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'88 till infinity...
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Muppet
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7867196 - 01/11/08 10:37 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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best emoticon ever ---> 
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Muppet
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7867198 - 01/11/08 10:37 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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number two ---> 
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Tangerines
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7867209 - 01/11/08 10:39 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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This one is the state I try to achieve through the use of drugs 
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'88 till infinity...
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Muppet]
#7867210 - 01/11/08 10:39 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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That's not self-promotion.
I would buy land if I didn't have to pay for it.
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Tangerines
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867213 - 01/11/08 10:40 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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How much for a blowjob?
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'88 till infinity...
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 17,847
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
#7867217 - 01/11/08 10:42 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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I'll check the hookers around the corner and get back to ya. 
If you die before I do, be sure to tell me about the experience.
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Tangerines
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867220 - 01/11/08 10:43 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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I will tell you about my death through messages via your sperm. When you blow a load on a sheet of computer paper it will spell out a message with the answer to life.
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'88 till infinity...
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7867223 - 01/11/08 10:43 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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blowjob report
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Tangerines
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#7867228 - 01/11/08 10:45 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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I will make sure the sperm is in TPS report format.
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'88 till infinity...
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WhiskeyClone
Not here
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Tangerines]
#7867266 - 01/11/08 11:03 PM (8 months, 25 days ago) |
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There is a slight film on the surface. To attempt to remove it with a sharp instrument would not be advisable. The consequences could be disastrous.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-
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