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 Virus_with_Shoes
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8935599 - 09/15/08 07:53 PM (2 months, 18 days ago) |
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leftysurprise said:
fuck i wish these shingles would go away...... im beginning to dislike not wiping. 
I asked the waiter for the check. He took a dump in my hand and told me to fellate a trout. 
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“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8944838 - 09/17/08 03:40 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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you're fuckin up my bluetooth with that ham sandwich.
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Extremist Taco & LSD Zealotry
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: drkrobotnik]
#8944860 - 09/17/08 03:46 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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Scientology makes sense!
Ok, in all seriousness...
No it doesn't.
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Edited by Psilocybeingzz (09/17/08 03:48 PM)
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freeDOOM
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#8944874 - 09/17/08 03:49 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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This thread makes sense.
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Psilocybeingzz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: freeDOOM]
#8944885 - 09/17/08 03:52 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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freeDOOM said:
This thread makes sense. NOW.
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Nihlus
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
#8945022 - 09/17/08 04:20 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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CokedUpHobit64 said:
Just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means.
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freeDOOM
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#8945060 - 09/17/08 04:28 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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Psilocybeingzz said:
Quote:
freeDOOM said:
This thread makes sense. NOW.
i meant cents 
jeezzzzzzzzzzzz
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leftysurprise
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: freeDOOM]
#8945282 - 09/17/08 05:08 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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if i fart in a space suit..... will it ever go away?
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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AroundtheSon
Mr. President
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Posts: 2,226
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8945755 - 09/17/08 06:35 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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chazing bears n teh woods
oppzz double p0st
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skcorrelyt
The Cap'n
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Nihlus]
#8946760 - 09/17/08 10:07 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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Quote:
Nihlus said:
Quote:
CokedUpHobit64 said:
Just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means.
See, they took me by the hand and invited me right in.
Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin.
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Posts: 323
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: skcorrelyt]
#8946823 - 09/17/08 10:20 PM (2 months, 16 days ago) |
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weiliiiiiii
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So i said elephant is best for this?
She said yeah hippo is the best.
I said yeah thats what i said elephant.
As we commenced doing our poo experiment the dung flew high, and that was the time i climbed the mountain.
So like i said it was the biggest fish i had ever seen, it took me 3 years to catch, took that long to do that thing i first mentioned doing in 8th grade, remember all of you were there.
Eel fishin business, delicacy and profitable catch.
As i reached to her i said " " it was crazy
yremoorhs eht evol I love the shroomery
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Cubie
El. S. De.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AroundtheSon]
#8973786 - 09/23/08 03:45 PM (2 months, 10 days ago) |
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oh fuck this thing is still going. like i was writing in this shit since 1972
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#8974026 - 09/23/08 04:31 PM (2 months, 10 days ago) |
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I thought your ass was banz0red.
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Terrapin78
ridin the bus
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#8974150 - 09/23/08 05:04 PM (2 months, 10 days ago) |
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that is to say if your mind is not properly ready to accept then your body will reject it
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Terrapin78]
#8974190 - 09/23/08 05:16 PM (2 months, 10 days ago) |
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Well son that was six years ago this day. Your great grandmother Todd went to the forest of himblybimblyshire and purchased a nuclear warhead from a forest elf. what? WHAT?! True story.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Posts: 1,997
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8974203 - 09/23/08 05:20 PM (2 months, 10 days ago) |
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leftysurprise said:
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