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 fpoon
Sensi Meditation
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#8846132 - 08/29/08 07:28 AM (3 months, 5 days ago) |
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Shit shower shave, it goes in that order.
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 leftysurprise
Powdered Toast Activist
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#8846734 - 08/29/08 10:46 AM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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I just got a squeezo strainer, whos ready to make some jam?!?!?! 
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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CokedUpHobit64
Spiral Out
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8849005 - 08/29/08 07:11 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
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So good to see you, I've missed you so much.
Masturbating while driving on acid on a wet road with the music full ball and the petrol runs out...
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leftysurprise
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
#8849064 - 08/29/08 07:21 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Moses didnt split the sea with divine powers, he ate way too many baked beans and garlic earlier that day.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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Sage.Phish
Guerrilla Farmer
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8849081 - 08/29/08 07:24 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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i got new boxer briefs and their very very cozy
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 Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
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Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sage.Phish]
#8881468 - 09/05/08 10:01 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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Rock it McCain! 
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BoxyBrown
riding the gravytrain
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NOT NOW CHEIF
IM IN THE FUCKIN ZONE!
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all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration.
we are all one concsiousness experiencing itself subjectly.
there is no such thing as life or death, life is only a dream in which we are the imagination of ourselves.
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BrainChemistry
Duplicarius
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: BoxyBrown]
#8881886 - 09/05/08 11:34 AM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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"I don't want to fuck with anybody's head here," Hawking told the assembled scientists via his voice-simulation device, "but if time goes sideways as well as forward, there might be, like, other versions of this reality, where, say, the Roman Empire is still in charge and stuff."
"By the way," Hawking added, "ever think about what'd happen if you, say, went back in time and accidentally killed your own younger self? Man, that shit would be so fucked up."
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Platinum
Psychonautical Engineer
Registered: 06/04/08
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: BrainChemistry]
#8882630 - 09/05/08 02:14 PM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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All your internetz r belong to me
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SIG-ARETTE
You can never be lost.
When have you ever been apart of me?
You can never depart and never return.
For we are continuous, indistinguishable.
Some say you need to be in touch with your inner child...
Me? I molest it...
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Psilocybeingzz
Extremist Taco & LSD Zealotry
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#8882659 - 09/05/08 02:22 PM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
nothing should make any sense, be coherent, logical, linear, or sequitir.
SCIENTOLOGY MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
It's a great organization just looking to do good and help people. Scientology isn't a scam!!!!
Nonesense^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.- Albert Einstein
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skcorrelyt
The Cap'n
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#8885122 - 09/06/08 01:39 AM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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cats are pretty weird animals.
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Our bodies are prisons for our souls. Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement. But fear not. All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.
Edited by skcorrelyt (09/06/08 01:39 AM)
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Cognitive_Shift
Human Being
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: skcorrelyt]
#8885143 - 09/06/08 01:50 AM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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uncopyrightable is longest word in english that doesn't repeat a letter.
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"Freedom means being in control (either as an individual or as a member of a SMALL group) of the life-and-death issues of one's existence; food, clothing, shelter and defense against whatever threats there may be in one's environment. Freedom means having power; not the power to control other people but the power to control the circumstances of one's own life. One does not have freedom if anyone else (especially a large organization) has power over one, no matter how benevolently, tolerantly and permissively that power may be exercised. It is important not to confuse freedom with mere permissiveness."
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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This has been shown to cause dementia in both chickens and chimpanzees.
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Oregon
Alpha and Omega Shaman
Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 14,676
Loc: Blood Ocean
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you fed croutons to a snake, LOL.
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metalmorph
Papa Smurf
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#8889823 - 09/07/08 06:44 AM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Mama got mad at me because i laid a booma on the rug.
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Psilocybeingzz
Extremist Taco & LSD Zealotry
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: metalmorph]
#8889971 - 09/07/08 08:12 AM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Scientology makes perfect sense!!!!!
Defending Scientology is KEY to a better society
Do your part!
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.- Albert Einstein
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
#8890053 - 09/07/08 08:36 AM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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I pigglewiggled a piggly wiggly? 
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thedefone
deus ex machina
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BrainChemistry
Duplicarius
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thedefone]
#8919791 - 09/12/08 05:04 PM (2 months, 21 days ago) |
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Diarrhea bear is going to help me stretch my toast???
Oh boy i can't wait!
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"I don't want to fuck with anybody's head here," Hawking told the assembled scientists via his voice-simulation device, "but if time goes sideways as well as forward, there might be, like, other versions of this reality, where, say, the Roman Empire is still in charge and stuff."
"By the way," Hawking added, "ever think about what'd happen if you, say, went back in time and accidentally killed your own younger self? Man, that shit would be so fucked up."
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leftysurprise
Powdered Toast Activist
Registered: 06/21/05
Posts: 11,595
Loc: Florida
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: BrainChemistry]
#8919881 - 09/12/08 05:23 PM (2 months, 21 days ago) |
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fuck i wish these shingles would go away...... im beginning to dislike not wiping. 
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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