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 Mandrake
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#8744335 - 08/08/08 01:51 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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It's not illegal if you don't get caught.
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 leftysurprise
Powdered Toast Activist
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mandrake]
#8744522 - 08/08/08 02:27 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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 norml840
mista carta
Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 1,674
Loc: lost
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8744736 - 08/08/08 03:18 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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why yank your chain under a crescent moon with a used brillo pad watching old yeller?
why not?
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: norml840]
#8745230 - 08/08/08 05:07 PM (3 months, 25 days ago) |
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leftysurprise
Powdered Toast Activist
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Francis Bacon died of pneumonia contracted while filling a chicken with ice in order to prove that freezing preserves food.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 19,633
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#8750942 - 08/09/08 10:54 PM (3 months, 24 days ago) |
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Wouldn't that be ironic if he had died of eating excess bacon?
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
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Posts: 1,997
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#8767492 - 08/13/08 11:08 AM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Platinum
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i saw my friend getting fucked by her dog last week.... seriously... i just walked in on it. i havent spoken to her since...
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When have you ever been apart of me?
You can never depart and never return.
For we are continuous, indistinguishable.
Some say you need to be in touch with your inner child...
Me? I molest it...
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Cognitive_Shift
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Platinum]
#8767722 - 08/13/08 11:49 AM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Have you ever noticed that your pinky finger fits perfectly in your nostril.
Bet you just tried it 
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"Freedom means being in control (either as an individual or as a member of a SMALL group) of the life-and-death issues of one's existence; food, clothing, shelter and defense against whatever threats there may be in one's environment. Freedom means having power; not the power to control other people but the power to control the circumstances of one's own life. One does not have freedom if anyone else (especially a large organization) has power over one, no matter how benevolently, tolerantly and permissively that power may be exercised. It is important not to confuse freedom with mere permissiveness."
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natehimself
You'll find me in the fields!
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stop touching yourself
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The problem with kids these days is that they just don't respect drugs.
Come join the Drug Runner Shroomery Cartel Cell#: 2683841
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Ima Trooper
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: natehimself]
#8767793 - 08/13/08 11:59 AM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Corn tortillas glued together makes a shitty frisbee. Everyone knows this.
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"In sadder news today, the world record holder for most drugs done by a single human being died today. He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he *thought* he saw."
"Abashed, the Devil stood, and felt how awful Goodness was."
"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Posts: 19,633
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8767817 - 08/13/08 12:02 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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What's up, Chavel?
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isaacein
exp(ix) = cosx + isinx
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#8767858 - 08/13/08 12:08 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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I often rependiculate my orifistibules.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
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Posts: 1,997
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: isaacein]
#8768000 - 08/13/08 12:33 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Alright! I'll admit it! I had intercourse with your pet gopher.
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skcorrelyt
The Cap'n
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"This will be my partner"
"Thats an inanimate object"
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Our bodies are prisons for our souls. Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement. But fear not. All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: skcorrelyt]
#8768115 - 08/13/08 12:59 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
skcorrelyt said:
"This will be my partner"
"Thats an inanimate object"
That sounds suspiciously like a tripping quote... 
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"In sadder news today, the world record holder for most drugs done by a single human being died today. He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he *thought* he saw."
"Abashed, the Devil stood, and felt how awful Goodness was."
"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!"
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skcorrelyt
The Cap'n
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Posts: 1,505
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8768131 - 08/13/08 01:02 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
Quote:
skcorrelyt said:
"This will be my partner"
"Thats an inanimate object"
That sounds suspiciously like a tripping quote...
suprisingly it was just a really stoned 16 year old girl that wouldn't leave me alone the other night 
and for the sake of the thread one of my favorite tripping quotes:
"What just fell?"
"My hat."
(staring)"Well its walking away."
"WHAT?!" (lunges)
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Our bodies are prisons for our souls. Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement. But fear not. All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.
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Platinum
Psychonautical Engineer
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Posts: 1,907
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: skcorrelyt]
#8768340 - 08/13/08 01:48 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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I took a giant hot steaming dump on your moms chest last night. 
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SIG-ARETTE
You can never be lost.
When have you ever been apart of me?
You can never depart and never return.
For we are continuous, indistinguishable.
Some say you need to be in touch with your inner child...
Me? I molest it...
Edited by Platinum (08/13/08 01:49 PM)
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the_0wl
The Space Bird
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Platinum]
#8768667 - 08/13/08 02:59 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Platinum said:
i saw my friend getting fucked by her dog last week.... seriously... i just walked in on it. i havent spoken to her since...
Dude you shoulda taped that shit!!! Right?...I mean.. 
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xshadowmage666x
*opiate enthusiast*
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mandrake]
#8768981 - 08/13/08 04:01 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Mandrake said:
It's not illegal if you don't get caught.
this is not nonsense
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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey
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