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 Roxum
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I disbelieve
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Back and out of the Army!
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 andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#8347125 - 04/30/08 07:31 PM (7 months, 1 day ago) |
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If it wasn't for my horse I would've never spent that year in college.
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mr.bixby
Pleasure in excess
Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: West United States
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[IMG]http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg[IMG/]
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"To fathom hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychadelic"
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THEBats
FuturePsychopharmacologist
Registered: 03/18/05
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Loc: Florida
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mr.bixby]
#8347374 - 04/30/08 08:45 PM (7 months, 1 day ago) |
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Hyper_Panda_GO
Team Action!
Registered: 05/28/06
Posts: 9,660
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: THEBats]
#8347414 - 04/30/08 08:58 PM (7 months, 1 day ago) |
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No one batted an eye as Clarice slowly put her head in the carton of Neopolitan ice cream. A dozen fans blowing valiantly in the room, and all for naught. Shirts still clung to the bodies that put them on, bodily odor permeated around the office, and there were muffled cries of anguish whenever someone had to reprint or resign a document, the original piece of paper being ruined by sweat. Nancy got out of her chair and looked at the sweat stain on the seat, a testament to the crazed heat of the day.
"Soda run," she said, walking over to Rueben. "Anything?"
"Grape," he said quietly, fishing coins out of a sweat-stained shirt pocket. Of all her comrades at Humdrum and Punkk, Nancy felt most for Rueben. He was a huge man who had an undiscovered past that probably involved a lot of physically labor and a lot of food. He had a lazy-looking face full of thick dark hair and a bombast beard that could probably be used to smuggle illicit drugs throughout airports. He was handsome, in a trollish way, though she had no clue if this favored him in the gay community. Today he looked like hell, though his expression didn't betray. He mumbled a thank you through a beard tangled with little droplets of sweat. Clarice mumbled through the ice cream something that sounded like Cherry something and gave Nancy a dollar without looking. Her blonde air hung drearily on her back and on her desk.
She went around the office, collecting requests and the change to carry them out. Nancy was one of those friendly people who always manged to get her work done first, always a pleasant encounter if you saw her at a bus stop or a restaurant, but didn't associate with anyone outside of work, save for a few chance plans made in the moment of joviality. She had an overly maternal air about her that usually dismissed any potentially romantic notions in men she found attractive, and men with deep issues and deformed hearts usually flocked to her in droves.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#8375318 - 05/07/08 10:29 PM (6 months, 25 days ago) |
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thedefone
deus ex machina
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Loc: Gondwana
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aiyobro
moochster
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thedefone]
#8379460 - 05/08/08 08:59 PM (6 months, 24 days ago) |
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i go to the bathroom
i must shit
sometimes i take really big shits
thats when i SQUEEZ
thats how my sister got pregnant
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M'kay- mr. Mackey
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets
Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 1,997
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: aiyobro]
#8388824 - 05/11/08 12:11 PM (6 months, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
aiyobro said:
i go to the bathroom
i must shit
sometimes i take really big shits
thats when i SQUEEZ
thats how my sister got pregnant
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andyistic
Violencia Sangriento
Registered: 11/17/07
Posts: 19,633
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Brain Fart
Philosopher
Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 751
Loc: Miltown, Cheeseville
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#8390862 - 05/11/08 09:58 PM (6 months, 21 days ago) |
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Como estas?
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 Life's a bitch, cause if it was a slut, it would be easy.
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Amelia
Stranger
Registered: 05/11/08
Posts: 7
Loc: Harrisburg, PA
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Justice_Fish]
#8390863 - 05/11/08 09:59 PM (6 months, 21 days ago) |
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I was feeling nostalgic tonight so I drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm. I don't care how taboo it is, that stuff is delicious.
I didn't do shit for my mom today. EPIC FAIL VERSION 9,293,345.0
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DuNeRaVeR
Om Mani Padme Hum
Registered: 01/30/06
Posts: 4,180
Loc: NorthEast, Oregon
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Amelia]
#8390875 - 05/11/08 10:03 PM (6 months, 21 days ago) |
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unbeliever said:
"What exactly do you think makes you trip when you eat shrooms or gets you high when you smoke weed? It's not some magical fairy powder.. it's chemicals!"
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"What you dont understand, You can make mean anything"
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I make music with my computer, www.myspace.com/psychoactivesynth
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Tangerines
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'88 till infinity...
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Lieutenant_Dan
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John Smith
Solo Voyager
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some thoughts have a certain sound...
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I have no idea what I am talking about but I do know I say things you don't understand and if you do understand what I am saying then you are wrong.
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bradley
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the good ocean smiles softly in fluttering waves; I tell it I don't have any ice cream or a sail to give it, but instead the sun shines and burns my eye. I yell, "Stop floating you big puddle!" and it begins to weep so loudly the rocks at bay start cracking. I jump in and pull out a porpoise as we happily stroll down the sunset boulevard, hand in hand well on our way to the salty dream.
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bradley
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Re: Fuck you all! [Re: bradley]
#8391889 - 05/12/08 08:23 AM (6 months, 21 days ago) |
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this golden tea quenches and hardens my amber heart, like velvet sliding on polished granite
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theorganicdomino
Psychedelic ZenBuddhist
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"You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind"
Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist
"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw
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