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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7862020 - 01/10/08 09:43 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?

A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet :shrug:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7862021 - 01/10/08 09:43 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
So you say that the People of the Bay are as gay as day, especially in the month of May?



Peoples from teh bay like pen0r in the bungh0le yes said it I did aaalssss LOL 1111 :mjdance:

trannies FTW


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7862023 - 01/10/08 09:43 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Talking your girlfriend into her 4th consecutive abortion is almost as difficult as making pie... with apples, but only if you sleep with a coat hanger.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
    #7862024 - 01/10/08 09:43 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

I have the perfect remedy for you, sir:



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7862036 - 01/10/08 09:44 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

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Talking your girlfriend into her 4th consecutive abortion is almost as difficult as making pie... with apples, but only if you sleep with a coat hanger.




That chick needs to seriously be fit with a diaphram.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7862046 - 01/10/08 09:45 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

I once witnessed a woman insert a watermelon into her vagina it was pretty extreme d00d


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7862047 - 01/10/08 09:45 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Syle]
    #7862058 - 01/10/08 09:47 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

eye jus jizz0red all over teh key bord


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Syle]
    #7862066 - 01/10/08 09:48 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

nickelback sucks


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
    #7862067 - 01/10/08 09:48 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

I'm afraid to walk past a group of black people

Irony is I'm black myself :shrug:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
    #7862068 - 01/10/08 09:48 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

thats not nonsense


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
    #7862074 - 01/10/08 09:49 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Support the Society of Black Republicans.
They need your support. :thumbup:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
    #7862088 - 01/10/08 09:52 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
thats not nonsense




there was a story of non-sen*SSSSEEE and the title was penors.


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Changa is a DMT smoking mixture. Dissolve 1 gram of DMT crystals in some everclear (or I use absinthe) Mix in 2 grams of crushed Banisteriopsis caapi leaves. Let the alky evaporate and you have DMT infused caapi leaves. Deemster doink is what happens when you smoke a fat bong rip of changa:evil:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Syle]
    #7862107 - 01/10/08 09:55 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

*pen0r


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Syle]
    #7862108 - 01/10/08 09:55 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
    #7862127 - 01/10/08 09:57 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

if there was a day to be born it would be with the muppets.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
    #7862129 - 01/10/08 09:57 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

y+a+g = g+a+y



what does g, a and y equal?


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Changa is a DMT smoking mixture. Dissolve 1 gram of DMT crystals in some everclear (or I use absinthe) Mix in 2 grams of crushed Banisteriopsis caapi leaves. Let the alky evaporate and you have DMT infused caapi leaves. Deemster doink is what happens when you smoke a fat bong rip of changa:evil:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Syle]
    #7862136 - 01/10/08 09:58 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

this guy has a nipple on his foot



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
    #7862137 - 01/10/08 09:59 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Carve it out and feed it to the hungry.
Those less fortunate than us will eat anything, without question.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
    #7862147 - 01/10/08 10:00 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

FAILURE IS RAMPANT IN THIS PART OF THE BOARD.


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Changa is a DMT smoking mixture. Dissolve 1 gram of DMT crystals in some everclear (or I use absinthe) Mix in 2 grams of crushed Banisteriopsis caapi leaves. Let the alky evaporate and you have DMT infused caapi leaves. Deemster doink is what happens when you smoke a fat bong rip of changa:evil:

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