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 AlteredAgain
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861922 - 01/10/08 09:29 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Omni said:
ding ding ding
omg munstead heath!
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
#7861925 - 01/10/08 09:30 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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kwijibo gets you a automatic win in the game of scrabble.
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TrippinTeddy
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If you punch a woman in the nose, it was probably due to the fact that you were hungry, and you shouldn't be tried as a sane person. Hungry man will do anything.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#7861937 - 01/10/08 09:31 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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my ding dong is wet I need to go get a tissue brb
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861943 - 01/10/08 09:32 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Definitely a TMI moment.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861947 - 01/10/08 09:32 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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guruu
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861949 - 01/10/08 09:33 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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theres way to much urine in my life right now.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861955 - 01/10/08 09:34 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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she said she liked the taste of placenta. it was at that moment that I felt obligated to pick my nose in a victorian fashion... soon after barney Fife told me that I had cottage cheese thighs and I said "leik, wtf?" and then he turned into a butterfly and sneezed custard onto a canvas which was recently sold for 36 lira on ebay.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861957 - 01/10/08 09:34 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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Shit and piss mixed together and fermented in the sun for a few days will make a powerful drug called Jenkem. Jenkem was banned in the pub, do to the fact that the pub mods can't handle the fact that it was invented in africa. I strongly feel that the mods here are racist. Especially the Jewish ones.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7861961 - 01/10/08 09:35 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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so you're saying you're fat?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
#7861962 - 01/10/08 09:35 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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PWNAGE HAX0R WIT TEH BIG KAWK. SUX0R MUH KAWK LAWLAWL FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP. FAPPPPPP. LAWLAWLAWLHAX0R HAX0R OMFGWTFBBQLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11111 BUTTSECKS FOR EVEREYOEN!!!!!!!11111111LAWL!!!!!!
menstrual period.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: guruu]
#7861964 - 01/10/08 09:35 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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So there's an electric train traveling 110 miles per hour North at a distance of 300 miles. Its a sunny day, and the wind is blowing in the NE direction. Which way is the smoke blowing?
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861974 - 01/10/08 09:36 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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The smoke is blowing that way - the way of the Bay.
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861975 - 01/10/08 09:36 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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I often think that there would be no finer hat than a dick shaped hat.
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tclsc03
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861977 - 01/10/08 09:36 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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depends on the quality of the cocain
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861984 - 01/10/08 09:37 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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faggot electric train it is read cant you geez ffffffffuufualaajka1!!11 dfjf ho gosh
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861995 - 01/10/08 09:39 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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So you say that the People of the Bay are as gay as day, especially in the month of May?
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7862003 - 01/10/08 09:40 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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I am going to enter the next BWE pain olympics these nuts are started to geet on mi nerves
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Liquid_Dimension
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7862009 - 01/10/08 09:41 PM (7 months, 23 days ago) |
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There's a reason there's a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure the monkey out of my head.
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YawningAnus
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once I farted...
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icelander: I remember this big yellow firey ball up in the sky. It was scary because it disappeared all the time and we had to dance naked and fuck all the women to bring it back.
YawningAnus: Those were the days
"if there's no such thing as evil, then what are evil spirits then? and don't turn this into a debate on the existence of evil spirits, let's just assume they exist for this argument. "
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