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 Omni
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 Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861837 - 01/10/08 09:19 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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I wish I could interior design like Christopher Lowell that would be thuper
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861838 - 01/10/08 09:20 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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Due to the recent fire, we're closing the business.
Everything must go!
Fire Extinguishers half price while supplies last.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861839 - 01/10/08 09:20 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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the life you yay is the sink you put crayons in.
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861844 - 01/10/08 09:21 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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Omni said:
I wish I could interior design like Christopher Lowell that would be thuper ...
Nah, he doesn't look gay at all. 
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861846 - 01/10/08 09:21 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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andyistic said:
Now that you mention it, I think you are correct.
That dude was one smart killer.
Nonsense thread official the title read dont you why it straight get it 
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: fapjack]
#7861851 - 01/10/08 09:22 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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well im off to sleep, where i will undoubtedly dream of yellow sugar coated peeps. chaos in the streets? only until people stop eating meat. carnivore coated candy treats? ok.... but please, no sweets.
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“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#7861855 - 01/10/08 09:22 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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I like to drink my coffee black, I also like to think about all the children in Africa I could be feeding for the small cost of said cup of coffee. Then I laugh out loud and pull a 20 out of my pocket and set it on fire. At this point I toss it to the ground and put the fire out with my spit. Its one of my favorite ways to start a day.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7861858 - 01/10/08 09:22 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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make a left turn at the stop sign.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7861859 - 01/10/08 09:23 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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Dumbledore is gay!!!!!!!
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7861861 - 01/10/08 09:23 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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... and then you will dream of beets.
Good night, dude.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: tclsc03]
#7861863 - 01/10/08 09:23 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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bitch stole my muffins
shit
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leftysurprise
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
#7861874 - 01/10/08 09:24 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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AlteredAgain said:
make a left turn at the stop sign.
thats just madness. next stop, uranus.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. "
~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."
~Unknown
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: leftysurprise]
#7861877 - 01/10/08 09:24 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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yes thats right it was a penis how did you know
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861889 - 01/10/08 09:26 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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I like to look out my window at night and wish that I could some how make the world a better place for everyone, I usually do this until the entire can of hairspray I'm spraying out the window is gone. After this I will set a huge pile of Styrofoam on fire so that I can see where I'm digging, so that I can bury all that toxic waste my meth lab created.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861891 - 01/10/08 09:26 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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neptune is getting jealous. take the printer out of the beans. pebbles are slippery.
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leftysurprise
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: andyistic]
#7861894 - 01/10/08 09:26 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
... and then you will dream of beets.
Good night, dude.
beets? i love to beet my meat. i think i shall, before i sleep.
goodnight to all, and to all an ironic night.
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. "
~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ”
~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."
~Unknown
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#7861897 - 01/10/08 09:27 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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what do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861907 - 01/10/08 09:28 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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anal sex.
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Omni
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#7861910 - 01/10/08 09:28 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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ding ding ding
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tclsc03
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Omni]
#7861914 - 01/10/08 09:29 PM (8 months, 26 days ago) |
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Omni said:
what do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl
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