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$500 in traffic fines
    #7816910 - 12/31/07 12:30 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

Boo.
Stupid no talking on your cell phone while driving laws.
Judge was kinda an asshole to me too, but really nice to the three DWI cases before me.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: jewunit]
    #7816944 - 12/31/07 12:39 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

So you think talking on your cell phone doesn't afffect your driving?


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: Baeosistine]
    #7816955 - 12/31/07 12:42 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

I think I can talk on my cell phone while driving and still be a better driver than most people...


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: circularvortex]
    #7816973 - 12/31/07 12:48 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

^ true. I can also be drunk & drive better than most people, I still sound like a moron when trying to bitch about getting busted for it.

Not that I mean to call |\| 3 1 in da thread a moron.

Next time just throw it on speakerphone/handsfree!


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: jewunit]
    #7816982 - 12/31/07 12:51 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

I don't feel sorry for you. Driving while using one hand to talk on the phone is unnecessary and dangerous. Get a hands free device.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: jewunit]
    #7816986 - 12/31/07 12:52 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

They must have known you were a jew. They tend to up the fees when that happens.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7816997 - 12/31/07 12:57 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

hah, I can trace your facial featurez back to ancient Israel!!!!!1111
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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: CMACD]
    #7817065 - 12/31/07 01:21 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

It's a law to protect the safety of others. I'm not saying you deserved it. You may still be a perfect driver while on the phone, but not everyone is and the cops and people need to look out for that. About the the judge being an asshole... maybe he was in a bad mood. Ahh I dunno.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: adrian7812]
    #7817085 - 12/31/07 01:27 PM (10 months, 29 days ago)

Yeah maybe his whole entire family was driven over and killed totally by a crazy driver talking on their cell phone.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: jewunit]
    #7823690 - 01/02/08 12:59 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

500 for talking on a cell while driving,wow this country gets more fucked up daily, i wish they had it in california though, so many idiots getting into accidents while on cell phones, 500 is a bit high though


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: 5150]
    #7823739 - 01/02/08 01:10 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

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500 for talking on a cell while driving,wow this country gets more fucked up daily, i wish they had it in california though, so many idiots getting into accidents while on cell phones, 500 is a bit high though




oh it's definitely illegal in california now, but the fine is more like 25$ (something like that, too low for anyone to give a fuck) and everyone still does it


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: jewunit]
    #7823751 - 01/02/08 01:13 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

Quote:

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$500 in traffic fines



Shitty.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: jewunit]
    #7823763 - 01/02/08 01:17 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

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Edited by BrAiN (03/13/08 12:38 PM)


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: BrAiN]
    #7823830 - 01/02/08 01:38 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

It's the same way with the automatic camera ticketing devices they have installed all around Phoenix. Since no officer actually witnessed the violation, the tickets HAVE to be reversed if you take them to court. But the letter they send with the ticket is so threatening that 95% of the people just send the money anyway.

I think it's illegal as hell, and technically it is.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: Jadian]
    #7823897 - 01/02/08 02:02 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

But at least there is some physical proof of the offense with the camera. I bet a lot of states don't even let you fight it


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: BrAiN]
    #7823901 - 01/02/08 02:04 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

How is a picture physical proof? How is there physical proof for any speeding offense?


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: Baeosistine]
    #7823916 - 01/02/08 02:09 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

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Baeosistine said:
So you think talking on your cell phone doesn't afffect your driving?




i drive just fine when talking.

luckily its not illegal here yet :smile:


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: robbyberto]
    #7823926 - 01/02/08 02:12 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

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How is a picture physical proof? How is there physical proof for any speeding offense?




i think hes talking about the cameras that get you for running a red light. they cant prove your speed, bit they can prove you ran a light.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: robbyberto]
    #7823935 - 01/02/08 02:17 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

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How is a picture physical proof? How is there physical proof for any speeding offense?




Uhhh because the camera has YOUR license plate and it only takes the photo when a car is speeding.

The only way the camera would be wrong is if the technology wasn't working right or if someone ELSE had the EXACT same license plate as you with the EXACT same make/model of car. I doubt a judge would find either one of those very likely. A lot of speeding cameras will not only take the photo of your car and license plate number but ALSO a picture of *YOU* yourself in the driver's seat to prove it was actually you. A buddy of mine had this happen to him.


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Re: $500 in traffic fines [Re: robbyberto]
    #7823946 - 01/02/08 02:21 PM (10 months, 27 days ago)

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How is a picture physical proof? How is there physical proof for any speeding offense?




There is LAZER technology in speeding cameras, the same the cops have with the speed detectors.... They shoot your car with a couple really quick lazers and determine the distance you went between time1 and time 2... these usually being less than a fraction of a second of each other. This actually calculates an average speed for the distance travelled.

Again, you'd have to convince the judge that the technology isn't calculating speed correctly or that it isn't taking the photo of the correct vehicle, which isn't likely. You'd need a hardcore lawyer threatening a class action to to get this kind of ticket to be overturned.


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