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Yes that is me.
*oliveplume
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Anonymous #6
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nice purse, and is that lipstick...
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so holy shit, i just found a little white mushroom in my lawn when i was smoking a cigarette outside in the dark.. i want to feed it to ol poony, rectally-delectably 
so holy shit, that is ol poonies newest nickname, "rectally-delectably"
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so, you need to fucking learn how to spell my name. OLIVEPLUME
so i think oliveplume just came out of the closet and posted a picture of himself. that is olive poony right there!!!!
sooo fitting for your screenname , and now i can see why girls want to shove dildos in your buttox all the time
oliveplume is "so" gay, or bi, or transexual...transgender, cross dresser or something.
so fuck yes, i totally agree, ol poonies newest nickname will now stand as "rectably-delectably". it is so official.
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Anonymous #2
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Oliveplume is prettier than all you bitches. You need to shut the fuck up.
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Anonymous #6
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I do not want to be pretty,I am man.
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so wtf is an olive plume anyways?
That is also what I have been wondering for a while now.
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oliveplume just personal messaged me back and told me this:
"From: oliveplume
Hello, well, it is a strange story that began in the 80's when we we're listening to lots of the Pet Shop Boys (my favorite band of all time), and my buddies and I were drinking martini's (with olives;))... we got real loaded that night, and the boys convinced me to let them shove the rest of the bottle of olives up my ass.. I was really drunk, but it didn't matter that much, because I liked the idea. It was the best night of my whole life.. when I signed up for the shroomery I thought deep and hard for a good screenname that fits me best, and remembered the olive incident, and later that night I shat out a plume of a half bottle of martini olives into the toilet. I marveled at it, and the name just came to me as I sat their with serious olive-plumage. It was hours on the toilet that night, but all worth it if you ask me I like to experience new things and listen to the Pet Shop Boys!~
Yours ever so truly,
oliveplume  "
And that is all he wrote. That is the story. I omitted my own screenname from the PM because I know him personally, we met on Craigslist. :wink-wink: Thank you Craigslist, Thank you oliveplume, I think you're a real champ!
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I believe he's going by 'rectally-delectably' now 
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Anonymous #4
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yeah...it's official 
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #2
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*Oliveplume (THE REAL OLIVEPLUME!)
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*Oliveplume (THE REAL OLIVEPLUME!)
So, its a new day, and oh my god my pussy hurts, it needs a big cock in it.
So i went back to panera a little while ago to get a cup of coffee and met Natalie. the second i walk in the door i see the sexiest women ive seen for a long time standing at the register by herself ordering some stuff. so i walk right up to her and stand like a foot next to her. shes ordering her bowl of soup and shit. then she fucking sneezes right on me. i say bless you, and then about 5 other guys said bless you after me. so i get my cup and standing there filling up my coffee with sugar. she walks righ tup to me with her tea and i meddiately started talking with her. and she appoligzed for sneezing on me, so she trys to put white sugar in her tea and i told her she has to use raw shugar instead so she did. then i grab the soy milk and brush my arm up agianst her stomach a little bit in the process and start preachinga bout how she should use soy milk instead (i do this shit to basically every body everythime i fill up my coffee). so we talk for a minute or two and she walks away. im still standing there and then she walks back to where im at to dump a little the top portion of her tea into the garbage and right there...my fucking pussy started to hert again, the first thing that popped in my head was to ask her if she wanted me to sit with her while she ate, but my pussy mouth and i totally fucked it up. she walks away and so do i. and yes, i am not kidding you this girl was one hundred percent gorgeous, friendly to talk to and completely by herself.
So i go outside with my cofee sit down to smoke a cigarette and then she sits down at a 2 person table inside right next to me except there was a window between the two of us. so she sets up her fucking labtop and eats her soup, so i drink my coffee sitting there, and slowly watch as older guys start sitting at tables next to her and theyre all sparking up conversation with her
So she wasfucking gorgeous, tall black high heels, perfectly healthy black long hair, clean sexy clothes, impecable nails and sexy hands, probably 21 (perfect age for me)and she looked half japanese or something, and for some reason i dont nomally go for asians but this chick had it in for her
So i go inside and fill up a second coffee and walk up to her and start a conversation. these other guys surrounding her were quite astounded by the balls i had and listened to what i was saying to her
So im like well im kinda busy this weekend but i want to take you out for a drink sometime during the week to get to know you better. she says well i dont date guys who smoke. i said, yeah i completely understand that, but ill tell you the only one thing that i will change about my self for a women is i will quit smoking for her, and i wont change anything else about myself for a women,, and i dont quit smoking for girls i just date, only if im in a serious relationship with her.
So we talk for another minute and i let her know if i see her again im going to get a date no matter what she thinks. so she was real nice and very cool personality so we parted on good terms.
So i go back outside and sit back down at the same table right next to natalies. So these two younger girls (18ish) walk by me and i said hey and bullshitted with them for a minute, but, they were kind of young and i dont really chase after girls unless they look 21 for the most part.
So this ginger bitch several tables down sees me talking with them. and starts starring at me, i just wave to her and keep smoking. the ginger bitch was sitting with some fat goth looking girl and i didnt even want to approach them,, that fat bitch would have ruined it all so i diddnt even talk to ginger. anyways, im not much in to gingers anymore.
So i leave the place with no numbers and my pussy is sore.. im on the rag and need some dick
So now im gonig out again somewhere soon and going to do this shit again somewhere else. Im gettin some pussy this weekend, you faggots.
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